kidz just wanna have funnn (read: desperate fuck)
i decided to quit bartending. at least for a while. jess was pissed at me but oh well. she said they were all waiting for me last nite. bartending bonding. sureeeee
so this is how it went: we got there by like midnight, the bar is almost desert, only a group of like 15ish bartenders/chiefs sitting in a circle there in the middle. the BOTTLE time. you know the game.
what i HAVENT seen. :-O :-o :-O omg.
GIRLS who like BOYS who like GIRLS who like GIRLS who like BOYS who like BOYS who like.. and so on and SO ON. they even continued afterwards like for another half an hour. seemed they had some much fun. LE WHOA.
i dont envy them at all. should i? i mean bad breath stinking of beer and turkish pizza, all mixtures of saliva and bacteries and who knows what else.. NO, thank you, i do not want to get mononucleosis or such.
oh and btw. i heard, and not for the first time, that a) youre breath stinks b) you stink c) you are repugnant d) you are a bad kisser.
good thing i avoided then to let you kiss me on my mouth. thats true that you could have been much more useful elsewhere, and as a matter of fact you were.
yeah my dear, i guess thats all about the INFERIORITY complex and of course the INFERIOR executive positions you deserve.
in the end i did have great time w cri cri. we smoked up like hell and he got so fuckin stoned (of course, even though i smoked more than i did NOT and that sucks) and then we played that stupid game of finding the difference on the screen.. and we SCORED the highest CHRISIVATAM. LE WHOA.
and then we talked and talked. and he is such a sweetyboy i love him muchly (dont get mad Ele i know hes yours :-) and hes like a brother to me..
he fuckin KNOWS EVERYTHINg now, i told him. he was like wtf at first but then when he heard the entire *fucking* story he laughed so hard when he heard about the *disappointing* part.. he said that was fuckin HILARIOUS.. then we ended up talking about the *measures*.. records and inches and stuff (i have to say that he scared me in a way)
yeah. it was definitely a lovely nite.
and im definitely GLAD i didnt get mononucleosis in the end :-)
so this is how it went: we got there by like midnight, the bar is almost desert, only a group of like 15ish bartenders/chiefs sitting in a circle there in the middle. the BOTTLE time. you know the game.
what i HAVENT seen. :-O :-o :-O omg.
GIRLS who like BOYS who like GIRLS who like GIRLS who like BOYS who like BOYS who like.. and so on and SO ON. they even continued afterwards like for another half an hour. seemed they had some much fun. LE WHOA.
i dont envy them at all. should i? i mean bad breath stinking of beer and turkish pizza, all mixtures of saliva and bacteries and who knows what else.. NO, thank you, i do not want to get mononucleosis or such.
oh and btw. i heard, and not for the first time, that a) youre breath stinks b) you stink c) you are repugnant d) you are a bad kisser.
good thing i avoided then to let you kiss me on my mouth. thats true that you could have been much more useful elsewhere, and as a matter of fact you were.
yeah my dear, i guess thats all about the INFERIORITY complex and of course the INFERIOR executive positions you deserve.
in the end i did have great time w cri cri. we smoked up like hell and he got so fuckin stoned (of course, even though i smoked more than i did NOT and that sucks) and then we played that stupid game of finding the difference on the screen.. and we SCORED the highest CHRISIVATAM. LE WHOA.
and then we talked and talked. and he is such a sweetyboy i love him muchly (dont get mad Ele i know hes yours :-) and hes like a brother to me..
he fuckin KNOWS EVERYTHINg now, i told him. he was like wtf at first but then when he heard the entire *fucking* story he laughed so hard when he heard about the *disappointing* part.. he said that was fuckin HILARIOUS.. then we ended up talking about the *measures*.. records and inches and stuff (i have to say that he scared me in a way)
yeah. it was definitely a lovely nite.
and im definitely GLAD i didnt get mononucleosis in the end :-)