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[ninfie]

i dreamt La Merda, his royal shitness mister Mattia Montesano. as a cat!
we were at his place cuddlin and stuff and every time his mother would enter the room he would execute this metamorphosis and become this black furry cat. perverted. love(r)able. rrrrr prrrrr...

anyways
wtf is this supposed to mean im still trying to figure out.