Oct 26, 2011 14:53
Woke up with this running through my soi-disant brain: a song for Anonymous. Do add verses if you like. The game's for as many as will.
Hullo darling-love the masque O
Here I am at Camp Fiasco
Camp is truly devastating
And we think you’ll love our film if you stop hating
You remember Kit the shepherd?
He gets eaten by a leopard.
You remember Ben the brickie?
Now he’s swollen up with gangrene from a hickey.
All the Cecils hate the traitors
The Globe is full of instigators-
Damn that yokel, Will the poet
‘Cause his place is with a broom and he don’t know it!
Darling Queenie, she’s my mother
Wriothesley is my son and brother
Complications-we three got ‘em!
And we have a lot of fights for who plays Bottom.
I’m her Neddy, she’s my Virgie
We invented dramaturgy
I play Julie-I love dying-
And I’ll get this ten-foot thing if I keep trying.
Over to you...?
Nine
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