[Locked from Othello, Ororon and Futaba]

[ninelivesbaby]

...there is something seriously fucked up about this community. People who are supposed to be dead are joining. Except they're not resurrected or whatever, they don't know they were dead. Like they're from another time

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[omnipotent_me]

Schrödinger's cat is never dead in all universes.

I'm curious; what's your relation to dear Othello, anyway?

[ninelivesbaby]

The short version is he's my boss. He's the General of the Seiryu Army, and I work under him.

The long version is that me and Kuro were living with his brother and his brother's girlfriend. We showed up one day to eat the chick, the King came back and killed me, she begged for the King to spare me, he reversed the damage, and we all just ended up living together. Then Othello turned up one day to try and take the King back to hell, shit happened, now we're in a war to get back hell, and after most of the Army got wiped out, I got recruited and put in charge of some of the guys.

Makes no fuckin' sense to me either.

[omnipotent_me]

Mmm... I see. No romantic relations, then? ♥

[ninelivesbaby]

...youshutuprightnowthatwasonlybecauseofthegenderswitchandIwasdesperate.

[omnipotent_me]

*gasp* Shiro! I had no idea!

So I won't have to vie with you for his affection? ;3

[ninelivesbaby]

SHUT UUUUUUUUUP ALREADY.

No. You won't. You're welcome to him.

[omnipotent_me]

But you're so angry when you're cute! Can I tug on your ears? They look awfully sensitive. >:3

Well good. I'm a jealous being. And goodness knows Hell would simply grind to a halt if you were vaporized by my vengeful gaze.

[ninelivesbaby]

NO YOU CANNOT TUG ON MY EARS, WHAT THE FUCK.

Ha. Ha. :| I know I'm pretty worthless round here, no need to rub it in, jackass.

[omnipotent_me]

How about a scritch? A nibble? A little nom nom nom? ♥

Othello seems to like you well enough.

[ninelivesbaby]

You are so creepy, you know that?

...che. I dunno. I can't read him at all.

[omnipotent_me]

I know~

Oh? Are you saying you'd like him to like you?

[ninelivesbaby]

--what? Not like that, you ass.

[omnipotent_me]

You're the one jumping to conclusions! Did I say any such thing?!

[ninelivesbaby]

IT'S HARD TO TELL WITH YOU.

Rule 1 of dealing with Q: Assume he is messing with your mind.
Rule 2 of dealing with Q: Assume he means something dirty.

SEE. IT WAS A REASONABLE CONCLUSION TO JUMP TO.

[omnipotent_me]

Oh. So you catch on quick.

...Spoilsport.

((LMFAO))

[ninelivesbaby]

Not just a pretty face, my friend. Well, not a pretty face at all, but you know what I mean.

:3

((GLAD I AMUSED YOU. ♥ ))