Apr 08, 2004 20:10
J - what the fuck? If you don't like the damn sweater, bring it the fuck back. Leaving cashmere crumpled up on the floor of the bathroom is not really conducive to good clothing etiquette.
And Jesus Christ, are you going to be home tonight? You've been gone for three nights in a row and I had to resort to the baths. I'm convinced there's no one left in Pittsburgh who knows how to give decent head. Come home and prove me wrong.
I bought flavored lube.