i just saved you from a bit of mediocrity
i could have passed it off. i gussied it all up, olive facial powder and patent leather. red straps and teeth. in the end i opted to destroy this spawn of mine. no one shall ever know the difference. it is in honor of this sacrifice that i enter these words. it is for the sake of the wind that i do not howl. it is with respect to the gravy that i do so potaty.