We Will Blow Them All Away In the Name of the Lord

[ninefingeredboy]

so we launched our offensive on the city of the Fallujah. unconvinced that we could possibly be killing so many citizens, we made the swift determination that the hospital was in the hands of insurgents, engaged in releasing inflated casualty numbers. we declared their protection from the military null, and attacked the hospital. it is now in our hands, and we will make sure the casualty reports are, um, accurate. there are no more sources left to refute our statements about how the war is going. photos of our dead returning home are banned by the US administration, non-arab journalists get killed, hospitals get overrun by the US military, and arab newspapers that disagree with us get shut down. and if it's such a bright time for the world, why does all the news make me cry?

god bless america and the spread of Democracy®.