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[ninefingered]

My friends, this is certainly long due --and I must apologize for the wait-- but here it finally is, the long-awaited mushroom stew.

The only excuse I can give for the delay is that many things had come to mind recently, and I had to write them down before they escape me forever. My memory is not something I am proud of, I'm afraid though perhaps

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[tofuinthesky]

You! I can't believe it!

[ninefingered]

What? --yes?

[tofuinthesky]

Don't you have any shame?

No, of course not. You've been giving Caspian "magic" mushrooms. Don't you know that Caspian is the type to try anything once? You don't take advantage of him like that!

[ooc: Frodo, why you turning to the streets? Is life in Middle Earth that bad? LOL]

[ninefingered]

Magic--? I did not know it would affect him badly. Did he fall ill?

[ooc; HAHAHAH OMG I LOVE THIS]

[tofuinthesky]

Ill? He's hallucinating! He's probably an addict by now! You have to stop this. Right now. Stop giving him or anybody shrooms. They're bad for your body. That's why you can't remember things!

[ooc: I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING. THE FRODO GOSSIP IS TOTALLY HER FAULT.]

[ninefingered]

No, the reason why I can't-- Oh dear, did I give him a poisoned one? What have I done--? How is he now? Is he still hallucinating? I should come and apologize!

[ooc; YOU'VE SOILED HIS REPUTATION FOREVER ♥]

[tofuinthesky]

A poisoned one? All of it is poison! Do you even realize what shrooms and things like that do to people? I don't know if he still is, but still, don't offer him any more. If you want to ruin your own life doing shrooms, fine, but don't mess with Caspian's.

Soon, he'll be sniffing coke and then crack and God knows what else if he hasn't started already.

[ooc: HER JOB HERE IS DONE! =D]

[ninefingered]

But I made sure-- Strider had some and-- I-I did not know that, if I did I wouldn't have-- Oh dear, I must come see him!

Are potatoes poisonous for Men too?

[tofuinthesky]

Potatoes? Is that something new on the street?

[ninefingered]

Street? --No, I don't suppose it is, unless potatoes are only from Middle-Earth then...

[tofuinthesky]

Oh, I get it. Middle-Earth is where you get your supply. I'm sure the police would love to know about that.

[ninefingered]

I-- Well, the mushrooms from the Shire still taste better to me, but it could just be nostalgia... what of the police?

[tofuinthesky]

They're going to come for you if you keep dealing shrooms to people. And then you'll be in jail and that's the end of your life. You still have a chance to make something of yourself if you stop right now.

[ninefingered]

...they are forbidden here? So I am not allowed to eat them at all? This is my worst nightmare

[tofuinthesky]

I'm pretty sure they're illegal everywhere. At least they should be.

[ninefingered]

Oh, I hope not! I don't think I can live without them.