this is serious guys...

[ninechances]

OK, I know a lot of you are thinking Why Chris, why? Well, I'll tell you. My whole life has been filled with this..this..THING. No other way to descrobe it. WHAT'S THAT?!...oh sorry...something just ran past my window. Anyway...yeah...this thing. I can't really describe it to you except...well..you know. So. If you know the whereabouts of it...let me know b/c I'm scared. I'm scared and afraid. I just...don't know anymore...I really don't. No, this isn't goodbye. It's more of a ...a...hello. Yessss. Hello. I miss you carpenter. Where have you gone? Where are you now? I wish my time spent on this earth was more valuable to you. But, sadly, it is not. NOW WHERE THE HELL DID YOU PUT MY SKULL FLAG YOU TRIFLIN' HO!? I AINT NEVER GOING TO FORGIVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh yeah. let me tell you what i heard. BUH