they're gonna make a movie from the things that they find crawlin round my brain

[nine76dave]

so i was just thinking to myself that it would probably be pretty cool to be the antichrist. but then i realized that you would be really unpopular at parties if you just went around turning all the wine into water

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I knew there was a reason I was posting

[asksped]

You're selling your djembe? That's the Neptune djembe! The dream is dead.

Re: I knew there was a reason I was posting

[nine76dave]

uh, no, ed. the neptune djembe got traded years ago for a replica of mel gibson's sword in braveheart. that's the little djembe that i never play.

Re: I knew there was a reason I was posting

[asksped]

AAAAAAGH!!!

FOR AN S-WORD?!?!?!

Oh, ok.

Re: I knew there was a reason I was posting

[nine76dave]

it began with a bloody S!

Re: I knew there was a reason I was posting

[nine76dave]

yeah, but then the sword actually broke when, get this: it fell over. HA!