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First Name: kyle
Middle Name: eddy
Nicknames: a lot of my friends call me kyle, i dont know where they got that from
City: louisville
Age: 20
Sex: god i hate sex
Birthday: oct. 22, 1982
Siblings: twin brother and no we cant think of what the other one is thinking
Pets: this big hairball of a dog named chelsea
Hair Color: dark brown
Eye Color: brown
Do you find yourself attractive?: no,i would never want to date myself
Do you find yourself ugly?: yeah
Do others find you attractive?: i dont think so
Do you have a g/f or a b/f?: yes
If so.. What is their name?: Kelly
Do you have a crush?: yeah his name is, i mean noooo
Where do you shop the most?: old navy
Do you think your fashion is cool?: no, my fashion is fucking gay, i want to be a thug
Do you have any piercings?: yes
Where do you want more?: on my toes
Do you have a tattoo?: yes
Do you drink?: i drink with the best
Who are your best friend(s)?: i really dont know, probably my brother
Who are your best friend(s) online?: no one, i dont talk to anyone online, they usually see me get on and they get off.
What kind of shampoo/conditioner do you use?: herbal essance, and pantine pro v
What sport do you play?: next year i am going into the PGA, and they next tiger woods
What are you most scared of?: no being able to pay my bills
How many phones in your house?: 5 and i barely use them
How many TV's do you have in your house?: 6 and i have the best one in my room
What are you listening to right now?: alkaline trio, if i close my eyes i will sleep for days
Who are you talking to right now?: no one, i dont have anyone to talk to
Do u have a pager (if so could we have the #)?: yeah, haha
Do you have your own phone line?: no
Can we have your phone number?: yes, its 969-0506
What shoes do you wear?: well i am wearing new balance right now
What clothes do you sleep in?: my boxers
Who is the last person who called you?: kelly
If you could change anything about yourself what would it be?: i would get better hair, i hat my fucking hair
-- favorite --
Book?: what??
Subject in school?: home ec
Holiday?: holidays fucking blow, its just a way to make you more poor
Season?: spring and summer, this cold weather makes me depressed
Color: black
Number(s): 6
Band(s): eddie hillsboro and the kill
Movie: gummo fucking rocks
Kind of movie?: messed up ones
Candy: sweet tarts
TV Show: seinfeld
Food: coco pepples
Fast Food: wendy's
Radio Station: the radio sucks and if i have to listen to the fox one more minute and will shoot myself
Teacher: me
-- have you ever... --
Liked somebody soooo much it makes u cry?: umm i guess
Smoked?: yes, and you will die from it
Drank?: hell yes, beer and titties
Got drunk?: yes, pan fucking tera
Had sex?: yes
Been arrested?: no, i would be so scared
Broke the law?: yeah, sometimes its fun
Ran from the cops?: they big, me small
Stole something?: yes, it was crazy
Tried to kill yourself?: no, that stuff is gay
Killed an animal?: yeah, i killed a racoon,cause it was attacking my dog
Been in love?: i dont know, it was that gay kiddy love
Ran away?: no, i cant cross the street
Broken someone's heart?: i think so, shit happens
Cried when someone died?: yeah
Wanted someone you knew you couldn't have?: oh yeah, charlize theron never wrote me back
Lied?: no, lying is bad
Cried at school?: yeah, in 1st grade they split me and my brother up, and i wasnt going to have that
Girls or guys?: i like girls
Flowers or Candy?: umm candy
Scruffy or Clean Shaved?: whatever as long as its not like crazy scruffy
Quiet or Loud?: sometime both is fine
Blondes or Brunettes?: brunettes
Tall or Short?: short, cause then they will be taller than me
Shorts or pants?: nothing
-- opposite sex --
What do you notice first?: big big big boobs
Last person you slow danced with?: ahhhhhhhhhh
-- name your.. --
Your weakness?: my whole body
-- who --
Makes you laugh the most?: thomas
Makes you smile?: kelly
Has a crush on you?: the hell if i know
Can make you feel better no matter what?: kelly
Has it easier, guys or girls?: guys
-- do you ever
Sit by the phone and wait for a call?: no, the phone sucks
Save conversations?: yeah, the real funny one, but i dont know why, cause i never look at them again
Save emails?: yeah
Wish you were somebody else?: all the time, i want to be brad pitt
Wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: no not really
-- best --
Kiss?: i dont know
Recent Romantic Event?: umm umm
Most recent advice given to you?: dont screw up
-- have you --
Fallen for your best friend's boyfriend/girlfriend?: no not really
Kissed someone who was JUST a friend?: yeah, its just kissing, well unless you dating someone, then its bad, bad
Been rejected?: yeah, a couple of times
Used someone?: no
Been used?: yes
Been cheated on?: yes there was this one time
Been kissed?: no kissing is bad
Done something you regret?: yeah, tons of things, oh god lots of things
Fallen for a friend?: yep
-- who was the last person you... --
You touched?: kelly
You talked to?: my mother
You hugged?: kelly
You instant messaged?: andrew
You kissed?: kelly
You yelled at?: i dont know, i really dont yell
You laughed with?: kelly
Who broke your heart?: no one, cause i break their hearts
Who told you they loved you?: my mommy
Middle Name: eddy
Nicknames: a lot of my friends call me kyle, i dont know where they got that from
City: louisville
Age: 20
Sex: god i hate sex
Birthday: oct. 22, 1982
Siblings: twin brother and no we cant think of what the other one is thinking
Pets: this big hairball of a dog named chelsea
Hair Color: dark brown
Eye Color: brown
Do you find yourself attractive?: no,i would never want to date myself
Do you find yourself ugly?: yeah
Do others find you attractive?: i dont think so
Do you have a g/f or a b/f?: yes
If so.. What is their name?: Kelly
Do you have a crush?: yeah his name is, i mean noooo
Where do you shop the most?: old navy
Do you think your fashion is cool?: no, my fashion is fucking gay, i want to be a thug
Do you have any piercings?: yes
Where do you want more?: on my toes
Do you have a tattoo?: yes
Do you drink?: i drink with the best
Who are your best friend(s)?: i really dont know, probably my brother
Who are your best friend(s) online?: no one, i dont talk to anyone online, they usually see me get on and they get off.
What kind of shampoo/conditioner do you use?: herbal essance, and pantine pro v
What sport do you play?: next year i am going into the PGA, and they next tiger woods
What are you most scared of?: no being able to pay my bills
How many phones in your house?: 5 and i barely use them
How many TV's do you have in your house?: 6 and i have the best one in my room
What are you listening to right now?: alkaline trio, if i close my eyes i will sleep for days
Who are you talking to right now?: no one, i dont have anyone to talk to
Do u have a pager (if so could we have the #)?: yeah, haha
Do you have your own phone line?: no
Can we have your phone number?: yes, its 969-0506
What shoes do you wear?: well i am wearing new balance right now
What clothes do you sleep in?: my boxers
Who is the last person who called you?: kelly
If you could change anything about yourself what would it be?: i would get better hair, i hat my fucking hair
-- favorite --
Book?: what??
Subject in school?: home ec
Holiday?: holidays fucking blow, its just a way to make you more poor
Season?: spring and summer, this cold weather makes me depressed
Color: black
Number(s): 6
Band(s): eddie hillsboro and the kill
Movie: gummo fucking rocks
Kind of movie?: messed up ones
Candy: sweet tarts
TV Show: seinfeld
Food: coco pepples
Fast Food: wendy's
Radio Station: the radio sucks and if i have to listen to the fox one more minute and will shoot myself
Teacher: me
-- have you ever... --
Liked somebody soooo much it makes u cry?: umm i guess
Smoked?: yes, and you will die from it
Drank?: hell yes, beer and titties
Got drunk?: yes, pan fucking tera
Had sex?: yes
Been arrested?: no, i would be so scared
Broke the law?: yeah, sometimes its fun
Ran from the cops?: they big, me small
Stole something?: yes, it was crazy
Tried to kill yourself?: no, that stuff is gay
Killed an animal?: yeah, i killed a racoon,cause it was attacking my dog
Been in love?: i dont know, it was that gay kiddy love
Ran away?: no, i cant cross the street
Broken someone's heart?: i think so, shit happens
Cried when someone died?: yeah
Wanted someone you knew you couldn't have?: oh yeah, charlize theron never wrote me back
Lied?: no, lying is bad
Cried at school?: yeah, in 1st grade they split me and my brother up, and i wasnt going to have that
Girls or guys?: i like girls
Flowers or Candy?: umm candy
Scruffy or Clean Shaved?: whatever as long as its not like crazy scruffy
Quiet or Loud?: sometime both is fine
Blondes or Brunettes?: brunettes
Tall or Short?: short, cause then they will be taller than me
Shorts or pants?: nothing
-- opposite sex --
What do you notice first?: big big big boobs
Last person you slow danced with?: ahhhhhhhhhh
-- name your.. --
Your weakness?: my whole body
-- who --
Makes you laugh the most?: thomas
Makes you smile?: kelly
Has a crush on you?: the hell if i know
Can make you feel better no matter what?: kelly
Has it easier, guys or girls?: guys
-- do you ever
Sit by the phone and wait for a call?: no, the phone sucks
Save conversations?: yeah, the real funny one, but i dont know why, cause i never look at them again
Save emails?: yeah
Wish you were somebody else?: all the time, i want to be brad pitt
Wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: no not really
-- best --
Kiss?: i dont know
Recent Romantic Event?: umm umm
Most recent advice given to you?: dont screw up
-- have you --
Fallen for your best friend's boyfriend/girlfriend?: no not really
Kissed someone who was JUST a friend?: yeah, its just kissing, well unless you dating someone, then its bad, bad
Been rejected?: yeah, a couple of times
Used someone?: no
Been used?: yes
Been cheated on?: yes there was this one time
Been kissed?: no kissing is bad
Done something you regret?: yeah, tons of things, oh god lots of things
Fallen for a friend?: yep
-- who was the last person you... --
You touched?: kelly
You talked to?: my mother
You hugged?: kelly
You instant messaged?: andrew
You kissed?: kelly
You yelled at?: i dont know, i really dont yell
You laughed with?: kelly
Who broke your heart?: no one, cause i break their hearts
Who told you they loved you?: my mommy