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[ninablues]

So, here's my misadventure of the day-- or the most prominent one anyway, because my day has been filled with all of the usual blunders, including faceplanting on the ice more than once and the embarrassing things I do on a daily basis at work.

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[ninablues]

He had crazy eyes, I tell you! I'm scared he'll find me and smother me as I sleep... "for the good of humanity".

[ninablues]

Ahahaha. Time to strangle him to death with a condom. It could be my calling card if I ever become a serial killer... The Contraceptive Killer: She Always Plays Safe.

[ninablues]

XDDDDD

Maaan now I want my own episode of CSI: Miami.

"Looks like this guy was in need of a little..."

*sunglasses*

"...protection."

WHHHHHAAAAAOOOOOOOO!