Eight Words with two Meanings

Nov 02, 2006 15:35



1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
        Female..... Any part under a car's hood.
        Male.... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
        Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
        Male.... Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
        Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
        Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
        Female... A desire to get married and raise a family.
        Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
        Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
        Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
        Female... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
        Male...... A source of entertainment, self-_expression, male bonding.

7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
        Female...... The greatest _expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
        Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
        Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
        Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
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