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wait,
fridayfiver
Just the facts, ma'am
1. Where were you last night? I worked late (no really I did) and then I went home
2. Did you speak with anyone? Just my husband.
3. What were you wearing? Pervert.
4. What did you eat or drink? Iced tea and beef stroganoff
5. Can anyone verify your whereabouts from midnight to 5am? Unless I was sleepwalking, I was asleep in our bed.