Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In March
sirenasolo and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last Monday I punched
xscarsrundeepx in the arm (-10 points). Last week I turned
sae in for spitting (3 points). In January I set
haikusamurai's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last month I gave
vegasdrummerboy a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-73 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
nin_shark