NOLA
So, I just got back from Military processing in NOLA. I can honestly say that was one of the funnest nights of my life. After bumming a cigarette from an Army recruit, we began talking. I was bored as shit at the sheraton before this, so it was cool. He was like "Hey dude, you seem cool. Wanna come party it up with some Army people?" Fuck yes I did. We walked up to his room and I opened the door only to hear "WHO DAT NIGGA?" I immediately looked up as some chill ass black dude was handing me some gin n juice. I ended up smiking alot of newports with that dude. It was on son. I ended up spending most of the night with that dude and like 8 other people drunk as fuck running from security and doing crazy shit. That fucking N.I started jumping over parked cars! Someone was even in one of them. Shit got crazy and I ended up passing out around 2.
I had to wake up at 4 this morning for my physical and the rest of my processing. That was a 13 HOUR ORDEAL! Holy Fuck! It was all worth it in the end. It seems that I got the intel. job that I wanted. My favorite moment of all came after swearing in. The staff sargeant welcomed me to "the brotherhood" and made me yell "oo-rah" at the top of my lungs to "represent what you are becoming. One of the baddest motherfuckers on the planet, a US marine!." He then warned me about the consequences I should face from him personally if I should fuck up and get arrested. To put it lightly, He would fuck me up. Don't get me wrong, he was an awesome guy. He just doesn't want me to jeopardize this amazing opportunity ive given myself. He also said that "if any employer, teacher, or anyone else should discriminate against you or criticize you for your decision, call me up and Ill show up in a hum-v and someones going to get laid out... and I guaran-fucking-tee that it wont be me!" Awesome. Im ready.
I had to wake up at 4 this morning for my physical and the rest of my processing. That was a 13 HOUR ORDEAL! Holy Fuck! It was all worth it in the end. It seems that I got the intel. job that I wanted. My favorite moment of all came after swearing in. The staff sargeant welcomed me to "the brotherhood" and made me yell "oo-rah" at the top of my lungs to "represent what you are becoming. One of the baddest motherfuckers on the planet, a US marine!." He then warned me about the consequences I should face from him personally if I should fuck up and get arrested. To put it lightly, He would fuck me up. Don't get me wrong, he was an awesome guy. He just doesn't want me to jeopardize this amazing opportunity ive given myself. He also said that "if any employer, teacher, or anyone else should discriminate against you or criticize you for your decision, call me up and Ill show up in a hum-v and someones going to get laid out... and I guaran-fucking-tee that it wont be me!" Awesome. Im ready.