Like Tennesee Williams, with cheese.

[nimrodsari]

My mom got a weed wacker shoved into her hoo-ha today. I had to drive her, so I didn't go to work (Michaels). I hope they fire me.
Afterwards, I spoiled myself. I went to Mastercuts and got my hair did. Bought a bra, undies, non coated aspirin, and some curved barbells.
In about 15 mins, my hair will be red!
Good stuff!