Jan 20, 2005 10:02
I saw a really offensive commercial. I did. Of course, you've heard of commercials. They can be seen on the dying medium known as television. Anyways, I don't remember what the ad was for (probably mcDonalds...I'm Lovin' It!!! as referring to stuffing your face and gaining 30 lbs. in a weeks as that crazy happy clown stares you down as you eat yourself to an early grave). The commercial features a pleasantly plump Afro-American man...actually I'll just call him a blackie. Anyway the blackie is sitting comfortably in a recliner as him wife walks in (which can only mean bad news). She asks him if her butt looks big. Que close up on a big lushious fat black ass. As I'm in heaven and waiting for the guy to get up and pounce on his hot ass wife and bang the shit out of her, i was suddenly unpleasently surprised. He justs stuffs his mouth to avoid saying she's fat. AREN'T GUYS SUPPOSE TO LIKE HUGE FAT ASSES???? AREN'T BLACK GUYS FROM THE AGES OF 13-123 SUPPOSED TO LOVE THE THOUGHT OF DIPPING THEIR COCKS INTO A HUGE BLACK BOODYLICIOUS VOO DOO MOMMA?????? Where is this country going in a time where men are denied their throbbing biological urges by a fast food company????? I say nexy time you go to McDonalds hop over the counter and fuck the first employee you see. Do it for me. Do it for you. FUCK A TRAINEE FOR AMERICA!!!!