Top 5 movies you never heard of cuz yer an uncultured swine.
5. They Live
You think all you would need to hear is that this epic stars "Rowdy" Roddy Piper but no, theres more. Full of flaws and horrible acting They Live is the wholesome story of a drifter who wonders in to town looking for work. Work isn't all he finds!!(ha ha). He stumbles upon an ALIEN CONSPIRACY and the only way to see these aliens is by wearing SPECIAL SUNGLASSES (no kidding). The high point of this masterpiece is this line: "I've come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass...and i'm all outta bubble gum" Sweet lord this movie's fuckin great.
4. Bubba Ho-tep
Starring the GOD of B-movies Bruce Cambell, Bubba Ho-tep tells a tale of how Elvis switched places with an impersonator, fell off a stage while "taking care of business" and wound up in a nursing home. Then he meets J.F.K. Not the J.F.K. we know. Oh no, he's been dyed black by the CIA after the "assassination" to conceal his identity. Then they get together and kill a FUCKIN MUMMY dressed like a trucker.
3. Spanking the Monkey
This stoner fucks his own mom. Yup Yup.
2.Death to Smoochy
Yeah that's a movie. Starring Ed Norton(YES!) and Robin Williams (OH GOD YES!) this film is perfect. It's a about a children's program star by the name of Rainbow Randolf who takes a bribe and gets his ass busted. His role is later filled by none other than Smoochy the Rhino. He later learns about the cut-throat business of being a child entertainer. Seriously a lot of people die over a purple rhino. A retard gets pistol whipped and shot. A retard.
NOW FOR THE MOMENT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR! THE No 1. MOVIE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN CUZ YER AN UNCULTURED SWINE.................................
FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS
LOCK UP THE KIDS AND SAVE YER MONEY. YER NOT GONNA NEED NO ACID TONIGHT!!!!! FEAR AND LOATHING IS IN ONE WORD, PERFECT. NO ONE KNOWS ABOUT THIS MOVIE YET IT STARS JOHNNY DEPP BENICIO DEL TORO CAMERON DIAZ TOBEY MAGUIRE GARY BUSEY CHRISTINA RICCI AND FLEA (that guy from the red hot chile peppers)THIS TIMELESS CLASSIC FEATURES SNAKES, TALKING LIZARDS, GOLF SHOES, LETTERS CARVED INTO PEOPLE'S FOREHEADS, ATTEMPTED ELECTROCUTION, DESERT BIKE RACES, HUGE BATS, A SUITCASE FULL OF DRUGS, REALLY NICE CARS!!! YOU HAVE TO WATCH THIS MOVIE 3 TIMES JUST TO GET THE PACING RIGHT, THEN MAYBE, JUST MAYBE, YOU'LL UNDERSTAND IT. BUT I HIGHLY FUCKIN DOUBT IT, YOU FUCKIN SQUARE.
You think all you would need to hear is that this epic stars "Rowdy" Roddy Piper but no, theres more. Full of flaws and horrible acting They Live is the wholesome story of a drifter who wonders in to town looking for work. Work isn't all he finds!!(ha ha). He stumbles upon an ALIEN CONSPIRACY and the only way to see these aliens is by wearing SPECIAL SUNGLASSES (no kidding). The high point of this masterpiece is this line: "I've come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass...and i'm all outta bubble gum" Sweet lord this movie's fuckin great.
4. Bubba Ho-tep
Starring the GOD of B-movies Bruce Cambell, Bubba Ho-tep tells a tale of how Elvis switched places with an impersonator, fell off a stage while "taking care of business" and wound up in a nursing home. Then he meets J.F.K. Not the J.F.K. we know. Oh no, he's been dyed black by the CIA after the "assassination" to conceal his identity. Then they get together and kill a FUCKIN MUMMY dressed like a trucker.
3. Spanking the Monkey
This stoner fucks his own mom. Yup Yup.
2.Death to Smoochy
Yeah that's a movie. Starring Ed Norton(YES!) and Robin Williams (OH GOD YES!) this film is perfect. It's a about a children's program star by the name of Rainbow Randolf who takes a bribe and gets his ass busted. His role is later filled by none other than Smoochy the Rhino. He later learns about the cut-throat business of being a child entertainer. Seriously a lot of people die over a purple rhino. A retard gets pistol whipped and shot. A retard.
NOW FOR THE MOMENT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR! THE No 1. MOVIE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN CUZ YER AN UNCULTURED SWINE.................................
FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS
LOCK UP THE KIDS AND SAVE YER MONEY. YER NOT GONNA NEED NO ACID TONIGHT!!!!! FEAR AND LOATHING IS IN ONE WORD, PERFECT. NO ONE KNOWS ABOUT THIS MOVIE YET IT STARS JOHNNY DEPP BENICIO DEL TORO CAMERON DIAZ TOBEY MAGUIRE GARY BUSEY CHRISTINA RICCI AND FLEA (that guy from the red hot chile peppers)THIS TIMELESS CLASSIC FEATURES SNAKES, TALKING LIZARDS, GOLF SHOES, LETTERS CARVED INTO PEOPLE'S FOREHEADS, ATTEMPTED ELECTROCUTION, DESERT BIKE RACES, HUGE BATS, A SUITCASE FULL OF DRUGS, REALLY NICE CARS!!! YOU HAVE TO WATCH THIS MOVIE 3 TIMES JUST TO GET THE PACING RIGHT, THEN MAYBE, JUST MAYBE, YOU'LL UNDERSTAND IT. BUT I HIGHLY FUCKIN DOUBT IT, YOU FUCKIN SQUARE.