Hate mail is best when it's blatenly prejudice.

Oct 30, 2004 14:50

WOW. Below are THE best pieces of hate mail I have EVER recieved. I creamed my fuckin pants when i read these!! Take a FUCKIN look.

Subject: You're still a genius
This is really disappointing because you're not nearly as bad ass as you come off online. You're the mincy little faggot that talks like a big dog behind his mommy's computer screen, but you'd never say half the shit you say online to someone's face becuase there's always that chance that they'd kick the ever-lovin' shit out of you. You're right, I absolutely love conflict. But not online...that's just gay. Always remember...arguing on the internet is like the special olympics...even if you win, you're still fucking retarded.

Oh and just a helpful hint...You should really be careful when you post comments in an open forum like this...especially when the forum gives users the option to log your IP address. That address is better than a social security number when in the right hands.

My response:

Ok. First off don't begin an insult with a complement, such as callin me a bad ass. It only solidifies that fact that you probably now come to my page on a regular basis which is exactly what I wanted you to do. Another thing, what does one man fuckin another in the ass have to do with me or conflict over the internet? Are you trying to say that me and online conflict could never get married??? SAY IT AIN'T SO!!!!!!! And then you top off your rant with the played out "special olympics" shit. Ok. Great. Then on to the IP address thing. DO IT. FUCKIN DO IT. Anyone who would call me a loser on the internet and THEN threaten to fuck my shit up good, obviously has more time than even I do to accomplish such an endeavour. And also is a HUGE hypocrite So do it. It's called an alternate internet service. I have it. So just do it. I'll be back the next day. If you would actually lower yourself to get one of your computer dork friends to wipe me off the internet it means one thing. I WON. And by the way, my grandma bought the computer!

Hate mail two!!:

Fear FagTory, and Type O Negative aren't goth you mincy faggot. They're metal, but I wouldn't expect a child like yourself to know the difference. Fear Fagtory hasn't been a quality act for over 12 years. If you weren't in grade school back then you might have known that. If you want real metal, then you want Mayhem! The true Norwegian black metal band. One of the original band memebers ate a portion of the brain of his fellow bandmate after he blew his head off. Then a couple years later, that same guy was murdered by another bandmate. These guys don't just play the music, they live the life. Word to the not so wise...only open your mouth if quality information is gonna come out, or if a cock is gonna go in. I weep for your family.

My response:

Wow. "THEY LIVE THE LIFE, DUDE!!!", "MAYHEM IS GODLY!!!" SHUT YOUR FUCKIN MOUTH YOU WALKIN STEREOTYPE. If you actually BELEIVE THAT SHIT ABOUT EATING BRAINS AND MURDER YOU REALLY OUTTA HANG UP YOUR BLACK BOOTS AND FAKE VAMIRE TEETH FOR GOOD. And on to my FORMER favorite band Fear Factory. Listen, each of Fear Factory's album's has to do with a different idea of how technology effects humanity and repercussions of fighting it and resisting it. Each album has meaning. A meaning is something that people have to sit and think about.Unlike "DEATH METAL" or "BLACK METAL" (except for ICED EARTH) which basically takes the bible's revelation chapter and copy/pastes it 2,984,894 times and says it's cool. AND on to how both you assholes hate the gays. Listen I have many gay friends. The really flamboyant ones are drag queens. If change a drag queen's outfit to all black you've got a goth kid. Big fuckin surprise.
The only difference between a goth and a metalhead is this: I'm a little better than metalheads but a lot better than goths. So I'll take both of you on in a steel cage match(hot chick first). If I win you both have to get real jobs and stop wasting your money on a subculture that was a born has been which of course you adopted in the first place cuz you saw some loser dressed like that and thought it was "cool". If you win you both get to have sex with me. Fair deal? I think so.

(P.S. you both called a mincy faggot. GOTHS ARE ORIGINAL!!!)
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