I'm better than you but......
OK. It's very hard fer me to say this but hey....I GOTTA. I hate a lot of things. But movies, butt sex, killing, tacos and rum ain't any of 'em. But movieMAKING is my Achile's (did i spell that right? who cares, nobody likes greeks) heel. I was sitting on my ass one day (surprise) not masturbating (surprise x2) not drunk (......whoa) and watch Tim Burton's (GENIOUS!) Ed Wood. Now a movie about the worst film maker of aaalllll time really is my fuckin cup of tea. Now this movie is fuckin perfect. It portrays the trials and tribulations of this poor delusional director, but you know his heart's in the right place. He's struggling on and on and what not, always trying to live up to his idle Orson Welles. One day while he's directing his now B-movie classic "Plan 9 from Outer Space" he gets up all in a huff and drives to the nearest bar (dressed as a woman..............it's not a family picture) ANYWAY as he takes a shot of whiskey he looks to his left and sees his idle ORSON FUCKIN WELLES just sittin in that bar. He goes over to him. Orson and Ed bond immediatly over how their respective creative controls are basically blown away by hollywood big wigs (DAM THE MAN!!). EXCEPT!!!!! "Ya know, there was one film I got away with, Kane. (Citizen Kane, you assholes) The studio didn't get to touch a frame. Ya know Ed, a vision is worth fighting for." This is the part where i seriously shed a fuckin tear. EVERYONE!!!!!!!!! IF YOU WANNA MAKE A MOVIE SEE THIS ONE FIRST!!!!!!!!!