it would be a hit in japan.

[nimoz]

the other day, as i watched fred battle creative monsters with uncreative names in dragon quest, i thought my family would make an awesome video game. you know, you have a birthday party and the cake is blazing and oh, no! mom's hair is on fire! so you have to put it out. and then you're going upstairs and you're confronted by george washington on the steps, carrying a sword and you have to do battle to get to your bedroom. then you go to do laundry and you have to battle dustbunnies in the basement. oh, and to collect points, instead of money you find by breaking vases, you collect cats...
yes, i am weird.