What Would Your Bishi Do in This Situation? Quiz (Boy-Love Warning)
I found it somewhere on DA and it is really fun to do one and read others xD
1. FIRST and mostly importantly, list eight bishis of your liking! They can be your faves or just any random bishi. Make sure to put them in random order to make the quiz more fun.
1.Cloud (also referred to as Niisan)
2.Zack
3.Cid
4.Tseng
5.Reno
6.Rufus (also referred to as shachou)
7.Kadaj
8.Sephiroth
2. Bishi One goes shopping with Bishi Five. What happens?
Cloud goes shopping with Reno
Cloud: So… I was told to get some good lube, but I don’t know these stores…
Reno: Dontchya worry, blondie, I will help you with all I got! *grins and puts his arm around Cloud*
Cloud: *feels uneasy* Umm… yeah… I just need to find the store, and I’ll handle it from there…
Reno: You sure? Because, you know, I can show you how to use it right.
Cloud: Aren’t you with Tseng?
Reno: Goddamit, you know about it too?
Cloud: *sighs*
3. Bishi Five, Two and Seven need to plan a surprise birthday party for Bishi Three.
Reno, Zack and Kadaj are planning a party for Cid
Zack: Then I will bring the biiiiig, sweeeeet cake! And we’ll all start to sing “Happy Birthday”, yeah!
Kadaj: And then I’ll bring Niisan, yes? Only in his pants?
Zack: Yes! Hey, wait, why? It’s not my birthday. *blinks*
Reno: *walks in with bag of balloons* Hey, Zack you wanted to blow those, didn’t you?
Zack: I throw him a party and he steals my boyfriend?!
Kadaj: I don’t know. Is shachou invited?
Reno: You remember, you’re dead, Zack?
Zack: But that doesn’t mean he can cheat on me like that~! *tears up all the decoration*
Kadaj: I want shachou!
Reno: Should I still call that stripper?
4. Bishi Four confesses his love for Bishi Eight. How does Bishi Eight react?
Tseng confesses to Seph XD
Tseng: General Sephiroth, I need to discuss with you a very important matter, including some personal issues.
Sephiroth: What is it?
Tseng: I came to realize, that I am in love with you.
Sephiroth: Is that so?
Tseng: Yes, indeed.
Sephiroth: Do you need to do anything specific about that fact?
Tseng: Not really.
Sephiroth: Good enough.
*they walk apart*
5. Pretend Bishi Six is a hairstylist. He wants to give Bishi Three a new haircut. What does Bishi Three’s haircut end up looking like?
Rufus tries to cut Cid’s hair (yeah, good luck xD)
Rufus: You sure about it…?
Cid: Yes, I am. As long as you keep those scissors away from my throaaatthhhh…
Rufus: What did you say? *grins*
6. Bishi Two bakes a cake for Bishi Five. What kind of cake is it?
Zack bakes a cake (wee~~) for Reno
Zack: Reeeenooo~~ I have a surprise for ya~!
Reno: Yeah…?
Zack: Ta-da~ *show him a creamy cake with juicy fruits and jelly*
Reno: Whoa, on what occasion?
Zack: Stay away from Cloud, or I’ll throw it in your face.
Reno: But…
Zack: *throws a cake into Reno*
Reno: … *licks some cream* Hmmm… tasty…
Zack: *grins*
7. Bishi Six gets drunk and ends up hitting on Bishi Two. How does Bishi Eight react?
Rufus is drunk and hitting on Zack. What will Seph do?
Rufus: So, Zack. I’m the richest man on the planet. Wanna have sex?
Zack: I-a… don’t know, sir…
Sephiroth: Just ignore him, he’s drunk.
(I know, the Rufus’ line was totally stolen from ‘Hojo's Guide to Scoring Hot Final Fantasy Babes’, but I just couldn’t resist… >.>)
8. Bishi Eight gets Bishi Three pregnant, somehow. How does everyone react to the news?
Seph gets Cid pregnant………………………………….
Cid: I never thought I will have to say this sentence, but I wanna get an abortion…
Sephiroth: Let me help you. *withdraws Masamune*
*everyone covers their eyes*
9. Bishi One wants to propose to Bishi Four. What does he say?
Cloud wants to propose to Tseng (…..why, exactly? xD)
Cloud: Ehkm, Tseng…?
Tseng: *working on some paper* Yes?
Cloud: I was thinking… since we’re kind of… a couple… right?
Tseng: Yes?
Cloud: Maybe we should… you know… get married…?
Tseng: *after short silence* No.
Cloud: *sobs and runs out of his office*
Tseng: *sighs*
10. Bishi Five goes insane and takes Bishi Three hostage. Which bishi will save Bishi Three- Bishi One or Seven?
Reno takes Cid hostage, Cloud and Kadaj come to rescue
Reno: Haha! Now, you spike-head get rid of that crazy kid, and your lover will go free!
Cid: I’m not his lover.
Cloud: Don’t worry, Cid! I’ll take care of everything!
Kadaj: Niisan won’t hurt me! Niisan loves me! *hugs Cloud*
Cid: Get off of him, you prick! *attacks Kadaj*
Reno: And they’re killing each other…
11. Bishi Six gets hurt and ends up in the hospital. Which Bishi will have more sympathy- Bishi Four or Eight?
Rufus lays in hospital, Tseng and Sephiroth come to visit
Tseng & Sephiroth: *stand silently*
Rufus: Yeah, boys, you’re sure much fun, but can you call Reno already?
12. In a fairytale story, Bishi Five is the princess, Bishi Eight is the Wicked Evil Person who threatens the world, and Bishi Seven is the brave knight. Will Bishi Seven be able to save the world?
Reno is a princess~~ Sephiroth is a Wicked Evil Person (oh so true xD), and Kadaj is a knight
Sephiroth: Mwahahahaha, I will never let you go!
Reno: My knight will rescue me! Right, knight?
Kadaj: Oh, Sephiroth-sama, I will serve you and do whatever you want!
Reno: And who will help me…? T-T
Sephiroth: Yes, my evil apprentice, I will rule the world, using you!
Kadaj: Yes, The Chosen One, whatever you wish!
Reno: Tseeeeeeeng~~! *cries in despair*
13. Bishi Five has a one night stand with Bishi Three. How do they react waking up?
Reno wakes up in bed with Cid
Reno: Uh, oh… my head’s spinning…
Cid: *growls* I know what you mean…
Reno: *stares*
Cid: *stares back*
Reno: Soooo… you won’t tell Tseng, and I won’t tell Cloud?
Cid: Fair enough.
14. Bishi Two walks in on Bishi Six and Seven doing unmentionable things. What is Bishi Two’s reaction?
Zack walks on Rufus and Kadaj
Zack: *stares for a little* I’ll leave you to it… *walks out*
15. Bishi Seven is a stripper at a local strip bar that both Bishi Two and Eight are at. Who pays Bishi Seven more for his services: Bishi Two or Eight?
Kadaj is a stripper, and Zack and Seph came to watch
Zack: Yeah! Come on Kadaj, show us more!
Sephiroth: Zack, remind me, please, why are we here…?
Zack: To have some fun, Seph! Wheee~~!
Sephiroth: I think we should… *get thrown by Kadaj’s pants* That does it. *burns the whole place down*
Zack: Nooo, Seph, that was like, my favourite club~
Sephiroth: I will give you a private show back in my apartments.
Zack: Fine by me! :D
Kadaj: *becomes unemployed and goes back to his brothers crying*
16. Bishi Three suddenly wins a trip to the Caribbean. Who does he take with him: Bishi Seven or Four?
Cid wins a trips, who should he pick? Kadaj or Tseng?
Cid: *points at Kadaj* You creep me out. *points at Tseng* And you’re boring. Can I bring Cloud?
Tseng: …
Kadaj: Ueeeee, I want a trip with Niisan!
Cid: *goes look for Cloud*
17. Bishi Eight gets a completely new makeover. How do Bishi Six and Two react?
Seph gets a new makeover~ he asks Rufus and Zack for opinion
Zack: Just… why, Seph, why? D:
Rufus: Yeah, so you will be no longer put on Shinra’s posters! I always knew it’s my place!
18. Bishi Two and Four get married! Who’s the “bride” and who’s the “groom”?
Zack and Tseng are getting married! Yay~!
Zack: Ow, ow, ow! I can wear a dress! *jumps happily, hugging Tseng*
Tseng: Now, calm down, Zack, you’ll mess up my suit. *smoothes his suit* Will you really wear this…? *stares at the white dress*
Zack: Of course! If I end up in your bed as a reward.
Tseng: Hmm, you’re just too cute. *kisses him*
19. Bishi Eight has a fight with Bishi One- who wins?
Seph fights with Cloud… it’s destiny, right? XD
Cloud: Again? I am so sick of it…
Sephiroth: Come on, puppet, you will never be able to destroy me!
Cloud: I already did… twice.
Sephiroth: …you will never again!
20. LAST QUESTION! If Bishi One bought Bishi Six the best gift ever, what would it be?
Cloud bought a present for Rufus
Rufus: I wonder, what that is…
Cloud: Open, and find out.
Rufus: *opens, and is silent for a while* There’s nothing here…
Cloud: I thought you deserve just that. *grins*
Rufus: … *turning towards Turks* Hang him, will you?
Yeah, so that's it xD Come on, do your own bishi quiz!
1. FIRST and mostly importantly, list eight bishis of your liking! They can be your faves or just any random bishi. Make sure to put them in random order to make the quiz more fun.
1.Cloud (also referred to as Niisan)
2.Zack
3.Cid
4.Tseng
5.Reno
6.Rufus (also referred to as shachou)
7.Kadaj
8.Sephiroth
2. Bishi One goes shopping with Bishi Five. What happens?
Cloud goes shopping with Reno
Cloud: So… I was told to get some good lube, but I don’t know these stores…
Reno: Dontchya worry, blondie, I will help you with all I got! *grins and puts his arm around Cloud*
Cloud: *feels uneasy* Umm… yeah… I just need to find the store, and I’ll handle it from there…
Reno: You sure? Because, you know, I can show you how to use it right.
Cloud: Aren’t you with Tseng?
Reno: Goddamit, you know about it too?
Cloud: *sighs*
3. Bishi Five, Two and Seven need to plan a surprise birthday party for Bishi Three.
Reno, Zack and Kadaj are planning a party for Cid
Zack: Then I will bring the biiiiig, sweeeeet cake! And we’ll all start to sing “Happy Birthday”, yeah!
Kadaj: And then I’ll bring Niisan, yes? Only in his pants?
Zack: Yes! Hey, wait, why? It’s not my birthday. *blinks*
Reno: *walks in with bag of balloons* Hey, Zack you wanted to blow those, didn’t you?
Zack: I throw him a party and he steals my boyfriend?!
Kadaj: I don’t know. Is shachou invited?
Reno: You remember, you’re dead, Zack?
Zack: But that doesn’t mean he can cheat on me like that~! *tears up all the decoration*
Kadaj: I want shachou!
Reno: Should I still call that stripper?
4. Bishi Four confesses his love for Bishi Eight. How does Bishi Eight react?
Tseng confesses to Seph XD
Tseng: General Sephiroth, I need to discuss with you a very important matter, including some personal issues.
Sephiroth: What is it?
Tseng: I came to realize, that I am in love with you.
Sephiroth: Is that so?
Tseng: Yes, indeed.
Sephiroth: Do you need to do anything specific about that fact?
Tseng: Not really.
Sephiroth: Good enough.
*they walk apart*
5. Pretend Bishi Six is a hairstylist. He wants to give Bishi Three a new haircut. What does Bishi Three’s haircut end up looking like?
Rufus tries to cut Cid’s hair (yeah, good luck xD)
Rufus: You sure about it…?
Cid: Yes, I am. As long as you keep those scissors away from my throaaatthhhh…
Rufus: What did you say? *grins*
6. Bishi Two bakes a cake for Bishi Five. What kind of cake is it?
Zack bakes a cake (wee~~) for Reno
Zack: Reeeenooo~~ I have a surprise for ya~!
Reno: Yeah…?
Zack: Ta-da~ *show him a creamy cake with juicy fruits and jelly*
Reno: Whoa, on what occasion?
Zack: Stay away from Cloud, or I’ll throw it in your face.
Reno: But…
Zack: *throws a cake into Reno*
Reno: … *licks some cream* Hmmm… tasty…
Zack: *grins*
7. Bishi Six gets drunk and ends up hitting on Bishi Two. How does Bishi Eight react?
Rufus is drunk and hitting on Zack. What will Seph do?
Rufus: So, Zack. I’m the richest man on the planet. Wanna have sex?
Zack: I-a… don’t know, sir…
Sephiroth: Just ignore him, he’s drunk.
(I know, the Rufus’ line was totally stolen from ‘Hojo's Guide to Scoring Hot Final Fantasy Babes’, but I just couldn’t resist… >.>)
8. Bishi Eight gets Bishi Three pregnant, somehow. How does everyone react to the news?
Seph gets Cid pregnant………………………………….
Cid: I never thought I will have to say this sentence, but I wanna get an abortion…
Sephiroth: Let me help you. *withdraws Masamune*
*everyone covers their eyes*
9. Bishi One wants to propose to Bishi Four. What does he say?
Cloud wants to propose to Tseng (…..why, exactly? xD)
Cloud: Ehkm, Tseng…?
Tseng: *working on some paper* Yes?
Cloud: I was thinking… since we’re kind of… a couple… right?
Tseng: Yes?
Cloud: Maybe we should… you know… get married…?
Tseng: *after short silence* No.
Cloud: *sobs and runs out of his office*
Tseng: *sighs*
10. Bishi Five goes insane and takes Bishi Three hostage. Which bishi will save Bishi Three- Bishi One or Seven?
Reno takes Cid hostage, Cloud and Kadaj come to rescue
Reno: Haha! Now, you spike-head get rid of that crazy kid, and your lover will go free!
Cid: I’m not his lover.
Cloud: Don’t worry, Cid! I’ll take care of everything!
Kadaj: Niisan won’t hurt me! Niisan loves me! *hugs Cloud*
Cid: Get off of him, you prick! *attacks Kadaj*
Reno: And they’re killing each other…
11. Bishi Six gets hurt and ends up in the hospital. Which Bishi will have more sympathy- Bishi Four or Eight?
Rufus lays in hospital, Tseng and Sephiroth come to visit
Tseng & Sephiroth: *stand silently*
Rufus: Yeah, boys, you’re sure much fun, but can you call Reno already?
12. In a fairytale story, Bishi Five is the princess, Bishi Eight is the Wicked Evil Person who threatens the world, and Bishi Seven is the brave knight. Will Bishi Seven be able to save the world?
Reno is a princess~~ Sephiroth is a Wicked Evil Person (oh so true xD), and Kadaj is a knight
Sephiroth: Mwahahahaha, I will never let you go!
Reno: My knight will rescue me! Right, knight?
Kadaj: Oh, Sephiroth-sama, I will serve you and do whatever you want!
Reno: And who will help me…? T-T
Sephiroth: Yes, my evil apprentice, I will rule the world, using you!
Kadaj: Yes, The Chosen One, whatever you wish!
Reno: Tseeeeeeeng~~! *cries in despair*
13. Bishi Five has a one night stand with Bishi Three. How do they react waking up?
Reno wakes up in bed with Cid
Reno: Uh, oh… my head’s spinning…
Cid: *growls* I know what you mean…
Reno: *stares*
Cid: *stares back*
Reno: Soooo… you won’t tell Tseng, and I won’t tell Cloud?
Cid: Fair enough.
14. Bishi Two walks in on Bishi Six and Seven doing unmentionable things. What is Bishi Two’s reaction?
Zack walks on Rufus and Kadaj
Zack: *stares for a little* I’ll leave you to it… *walks out*
15. Bishi Seven is a stripper at a local strip bar that both Bishi Two and Eight are at. Who pays Bishi Seven more for his services: Bishi Two or Eight?
Kadaj is a stripper, and Zack and Seph came to watch
Zack: Yeah! Come on Kadaj, show us more!
Sephiroth: Zack, remind me, please, why are we here…?
Zack: To have some fun, Seph! Wheee~~!
Sephiroth: I think we should… *get thrown by Kadaj’s pants* That does it. *burns the whole place down*
Zack: Nooo, Seph, that was like, my favourite club~
Sephiroth: I will give you a private show back in my apartments.
Zack: Fine by me! :D
Kadaj: *becomes unemployed and goes back to his brothers crying*
16. Bishi Three suddenly wins a trip to the Caribbean. Who does he take with him: Bishi Seven or Four?
Cid wins a trips, who should he pick? Kadaj or Tseng?
Cid: *points at Kadaj* You creep me out. *points at Tseng* And you’re boring. Can I bring Cloud?
Tseng: …
Kadaj: Ueeeee, I want a trip with Niisan!
Cid: *goes look for Cloud*
17. Bishi Eight gets a completely new makeover. How do Bishi Six and Two react?
Seph gets a new makeover~ he asks Rufus and Zack for opinion
Zack: Just… why, Seph, why? D:
Rufus: Yeah, so you will be no longer put on Shinra’s posters! I always knew it’s my place!
18. Bishi Two and Four get married! Who’s the “bride” and who’s the “groom”?
Zack and Tseng are getting married! Yay~!
Zack: Ow, ow, ow! I can wear a dress! *jumps happily, hugging Tseng*
Tseng: Now, calm down, Zack, you’ll mess up my suit. *smoothes his suit* Will you really wear this…? *stares at the white dress*
Zack: Of course! If I end up in your bed as a reward.
Tseng: Hmm, you’re just too cute. *kisses him*
19. Bishi Eight has a fight with Bishi One- who wins?
Seph fights with Cloud… it’s destiny, right? XD
Cloud: Again? I am so sick of it…
Sephiroth: Come on, puppet, you will never be able to destroy me!
Cloud: I already did… twice.
Sephiroth: …you will never again!
20. LAST QUESTION! If Bishi One bought Bishi Six the best gift ever, what would it be?
Cloud bought a present for Rufus
Rufus: I wonder, what that is…
Cloud: Open, and find out.
Rufus: *opens, and is silent for a while* There’s nothing here…
Cloud: I thought you deserve just that. *grins*
Rufus: … *turning towards Turks* Hang him, will you?
Yeah, so that's it xD Come on, do your own bishi quiz!