"Well that's what being a woman is all about"
Oh, god I hate cramps. I very seldom get cramps while PMSing but when I do get them...well let's just say I would give away my uterus and ovaries to the lowest bidder. Now I'm high on painkillers and craving a cigarette but I don't feel like taking a brisk ten minute walk just to go buy some. I'm lazy and it's cold and I'm not in the bestest of moods.
I need porn.