Jan 27, 2004 15:54
Ok, so this thing doesn't update itself. i need a camera crew or something. someone to follow me around and record highlights. I'm warning you now this entry wont be very well put together at all.
we have a show this friday night at yeomans. (look at me actually talking about band related things)
alright, just to catch up. I spent the weekend at clearwater beach. I stayed with my friend dave and pretty much had a damn good time. It was so cool to just get away, wake up to the sound of ocean water and if you don't know what i'm talking about i suggest you get one of those sound spa devices and hook it up next to the bed. it's nice.
ok, so Dave is from hong kong and he taught me how to wield nunchucks, now you know black people aren't supposed to play with asian weapons but i couldn't help myself. I was intrigued. So i start flinging these things around and making all the bruce lee noises and i started to think "man i'm good at this". I have several bruises along my rib cage. new goal - Urban Ghetto Ninja.
Interesting Highlights:
- C.J. thinks he can carry a cooler of freezer frost around and pelt people with 'snowballs'. If i could've captured the obvious blank glare on my face in response to him, you'd all have died of laughter. trust me.
-it dawned on me that the male orgasm is EXTREMELY similar to the feeling of sneezing, except for the obvious location change. Even the build up, ya know where you can tell that you're about to sneeze and there's nothing you can do about it. what makes matters worse is that retard face you get when you're about to sneeze and you don't, then you have to explain to everyone "i was about to sneeze" as they look at you like you have no bottom lip.
-apparantly i'm "one sweet piece of man candy", recently changed from "my dark chocolate chunk" -thanks natalie
Keep on dancin'