Christmas Gift Gallery 2008
Okay, we have to get the economy going again. Best way: get everyone to buy something. So, here's our annual gift gallery with a few choice upscale goodies for every spender's budget:
Pens are cheap; 2GB memory sticks are almost cheap. A pen with a built-in 2GB audio recorder: $249. (Notebook included.)
Who wants a cheap cloth tote bag with PBS advertising on the side when you can have this designer model in leather for a mere $495?
Does your mother-in-law like to travel? Send her to the North Pole, and pray for global warming. Spot on a dogsled expedition, only $37,500.
Got plasma envy? Will that new 46' TV win the neighborhood contest for biggest home screen? No way! Just fork over $70,000, and you'll get 103"!
The Chevrolet Volt will be America's Yuppie hybrid... when it comes out in 2010.... if it comes out in 2010. Taxpayers' cost of bailout to keep General Motors solvent until then: $30,000,000,000 or so. But who's counting?
Pens are cheap; 2GB memory sticks are almost cheap. A pen with a built-in 2GB audio recorder: $249. (Notebook included.)
Who wants a cheap cloth tote bag with PBS advertising on the side when you can have this designer model in leather for a mere $495?
Does your mother-in-law like to travel? Send her to the North Pole, and pray for global warming. Spot on a dogsled expedition, only $37,500.
Got plasma envy? Will that new 46' TV win the neighborhood contest for biggest home screen? No way! Just fork over $70,000, and you'll get 103"!
The Chevrolet Volt will be America's Yuppie hybrid... when it comes out in 2010.... if it comes out in 2010. Taxpayers' cost of bailout to keep General Motors solvent until then: $30,000,000,000 or so. But who's counting?