[Ziggy just entered the kitchen in hopes of finding some sort of snack. Took him a while to realise there was a kitchen in the building. Exploring city to find his stuff apparently took a bit more priority then exploring the building that he lives in. He comes out of the kitchen into the dining room holding a simple peanut butter sandwich and, oh hey, he recognizes you!]
[...Okay, Cloud's pretty sure he's never talked to you, which must mean...]
Wrong Cloud. [He turns back to his meal and that seems like all he'll say...until Aerith pokes him in the arm. He gives her a dirty look and elaborates:] There's another guy who looks like me.
Wrong Cloud? What? [Give him a few seconds for him to think before he realizes something] Oh, so Yuffie shouldn't have thought people were going crazy when someone told her there were two of you!
Well wait! Maybe it was you! Possibly. It was a while ago when everyone was recently transformed into something and if you came across a severed hand that was walking by then that was me and, if it was you, then don't worry, I totally forgive you for almost stepping on me at that time.
[There is a pause before he turns to Aerith and sticks his hand out] Hi, nice to meet you. My name's Ziggy.
Well, it's kind of an interesting story. I'd be glad to tell you.. [He pauses. Cloud...doesn't seem like the type who would care to listen.] ..Or maybe I could just sit down and keep my mouth shut.
[Ziggy is now sitting at the table eating his sandwich but, he's smart enough to swallow first before he goes on with his little tale.]
Well, where I'm from, the world's been taken over by a giant army of robots under the command of a computer virus. So, there's this one robot who looks and acts a lot like a human, but really she's not but it's just a lot easier to refer to her as 'she', well once she sort of took off her hand so it went into our place and started destroying things, including the city's shields resulting in the robot army attacking the city again. Well, anyways, her hand was just really annoying because it kept on scurrying around so it was kind of like catching a mouse but Dillon, he's my buddy from back home, he used our giant laser that's in our fridge and managed to blast it.
[Cloud has no adequate icons for his expression, which is "none of this sounds sensible at all to me". He picks what seems like the most obvious offender of logic.] Why would you keep a weapon in a fridge.
Uhh, well, I'm not exactly sure why but, Dr.K apparently had one built into the fridge. The thing about her is that she doesn't really let us ask many questions and, when we do and she does try to answer and explain things....none of us can understand it anyways.
...Ohhh. [He kind of trails off into a bit of an awkward silence since it looks like Cloud actually isn't joking. Oh, if only he knew.] Yeahhh, it's cool but, uhh...no.
Mmhm! Hey! Cloud, right?
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Wrong Cloud. [He turns back to his meal and that seems like all he'll say...until Aerith pokes him in the arm. He gives her a dirty look and elaborates:] There's another guy who looks like me.
You two could pass for twins if you wanted.
No thanks.
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Well wait! Maybe it was you! Possibly. It was a while ago when everyone was recently transformed into something and if you came across a severed hand that was walking by then that was me and, if it was you, then don't worry, I totally forgive you for almost stepping on me at that time.
[There is a pause before he turns to Aerith and sticks his hand out] Hi, nice to meet you. My name's Ziggy.
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Why would you hate a severed hand?
Maybe he just finds it repulsive. Nice to meet you, Ziggy. I'm Aerith.
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[Cloud's just gonna lean back and put his mind on autopilot.]
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Well, where I'm from, the world's been taken over by a giant army of robots under the command of a computer virus. So, there's this one robot who looks and acts a lot like a human, but really she's not but it's just a lot easier to refer to her as 'she', well once she sort of took off her hand so it went into our place and started destroying things, including the city's shields resulting in the robot army attacking the city again. Well, anyways, her hand was just really annoying because it kept on scurrying around so it was kind of like catching a mouse but Dillon, he's my buddy from back home, he used our giant laser that's in our fridge and managed to blast it.
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[Cloud has no adequate icons for his expression, which is "none of this sounds sensible at all to me". He picks what seems like the most obvious offender of logic.] Why would you keep a weapon in a fridge.
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Cloud.
You have a reason to store a weapon with the food?
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I've only seen it used to shoot Dillon because he left 3 minutes early from training..and then to destroy the robot chick's moving hand later.
....Hey, you actually gonna eat that much? [points at Cloud's mass quantity of food in a not so subtle subject change.]
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I did make it for myself.
You'll make yourself sick eating all that. [to Ziggy.] I'm not sure you'd want to try it, though.
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[He looks at it in a questionable manner] Why's that? Is it like mashed chicken brains or something?
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I don't think you'd want it because he dumped half a bottle of hot sauce in it.
This is why I cook for myself.
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