Last Few Days
ok, so last weekend there was the "Staff Christmas Do" which i basically went to see a friend i hadn't seen for ages which was cool, because he's cool and we had a good laugh...and then we went to the staff do.
SCHTOP!
REWIND!
I also went to have a meal in a pub with my other friend/workmate/aquaintance in passing and it was nice, i had gammon, with egg on it...mmm
I'm running out of money as well, I've bought a really nice little digicam and i'm still drooling over it.
SCHTOP! What's happened to the staff do?
Well at the staff do I saw everyone getting very very drunk, and me at the side looking the other way getting drunk and not enjoying it very much becuase it didn't have the right atmosphere for me! Blame it on the fact we were in the local conservative club...hmmm Co-op = communist, Conservative = definatly not communist. ahh well. With this blog i've almost finished one day and started another because i'm tired. TIRED i tell you! and stressed and STUPID PUNY HUMANS, I SHALL RIP OFF YOUR HEADS AND PISS DOWN YOUR NECK as i need the toilet quite badly! MUAHAHAHAHAH
complaining that their home delivery arrived FIVE MINUTES TOO LATE when you're not able to specify the time within 5 minutes anyway, it's only generally!! the FOOL....So the woman on the phone told her to go to tesco's then. then i had to talk to a stupid woman who wanted a refund on a vacuum cleaner but HAD NO RECEIPT and , well, some of the conversation went as follows
I said, "Hello is this Mrs [Annoying Customer #3435654763/c] this is Andrew from the Co-Op, I hear you have a problem with a Vacuum Cleaner?"
She said "Oh, errr, yes"
"What is the Make of it?"
"Bosch"
"We don't sell any Bosch hoovers, can you check it for me?"
"errm, ok, yes"..."it's Boss"
"Ah, ok, can you tell me the Model number of it, please?"
"It's 360 with a little 0 at the end"
"errm...that's not the model number. Thats just telling you the hose rotates 360 degrees. The model number should be on the bottom on a little sticker or something, or on the box if you still have it after a week"
"ahh ok, hang on."..."it's '1600W'"
"Ah. Sorry. that's not it. that's just telling you the power consumption of it, look for the little box 'Model number' it'll be inside that"
- Blah blah blah continue in this vein ad infinitum (as it felt for me) - until finally
"By the way, when did you buy it?"
"oh i bought it on thursday"
"It's thursday today"
"Oh well I bought it earlier this week"
"Check your receipt"
"I was never given a receipt"
"..."
"No, i'm sure I was never given a receipt. (rambles on about her day)"
"If you bought something you'll have a receipt, ok. Were you given a blue piece of paper?"
"Yes"
"That's the receipt!"
"oh, I don't know where it is...i'm sure i haven't thrown it out though!"
"Hang on, let me check my books here. You bought it in the last week?"
"yes"
"Your name isn't in the last receipt book we have which is of the last 2 weeks"
"This isn't on! I want a refund! I know my rights!!!"
"Sure, there's not much i can do though. GET YOUR RECEIPT and we'll see" Motherfucking bitch, fuck off and suffer a painful rupture!
That wasn't the entire conversation first i had to try and find out the make and model and the problem with it.
SCHTOP!
REWIND!
I also went to have a meal in a pub with my other friend/workmate/aquaintance in passing and it was nice, i had gammon, with egg on it...mmm
I'm running out of money as well, I've bought a really nice little digicam and i'm still drooling over it.
SCHTOP! What's happened to the staff do?
Well at the staff do I saw everyone getting very very drunk, and me at the side looking the other way getting drunk and not enjoying it very much becuase it didn't have the right atmosphere for me! Blame it on the fact we were in the local conservative club...hmmm Co-op = communist, Conservative = definatly not communist. ahh well. With this blog i've almost finished one day and started another because i'm tired. TIRED i tell you! and stressed and STUPID PUNY HUMANS, I SHALL RIP OFF YOUR HEADS AND PISS DOWN YOUR NECK as i need the toilet quite badly! MUAHAHAHAHAH
complaining that their home delivery arrived FIVE MINUTES TOO LATE when you're not able to specify the time within 5 minutes anyway, it's only generally!! the FOOL....So the woman on the phone told her to go to tesco's then. then i had to talk to a stupid woman who wanted a refund on a vacuum cleaner but HAD NO RECEIPT and , well, some of the conversation went as follows
I said, "Hello is this Mrs [Annoying Customer #3435654763/c] this is Andrew from the Co-Op, I hear you have a problem with a Vacuum Cleaner?"
She said "Oh, errr, yes"
"What is the Make of it?"
"Bosch"
"We don't sell any Bosch hoovers, can you check it for me?"
"errm, ok, yes"..."it's Boss"
"Ah, ok, can you tell me the Model number of it, please?"
"It's 360 with a little 0 at the end"
"errm...that's not the model number. Thats just telling you the hose rotates 360 degrees. The model number should be on the bottom on a little sticker or something, or on the box if you still have it after a week"
"ahh ok, hang on."..."it's '1600W'"
"Ah. Sorry. that's not it. that's just telling you the power consumption of it, look for the little box 'Model number' it'll be inside that"
- Blah blah blah continue in this vein ad infinitum (as it felt for me) - until finally
"By the way, when did you buy it?"
"oh i bought it on thursday"
"It's thursday today"
"Oh well I bought it earlier this week"
"Check your receipt"
"I was never given a receipt"
"..."
"No, i'm sure I was never given a receipt. (rambles on about her day)"
"If you bought something you'll have a receipt, ok. Were you given a blue piece of paper?"
"Yes"
"That's the receipt!"
"oh, I don't know where it is...i'm sure i haven't thrown it out though!"
"Hang on, let me check my books here. You bought it in the last week?"
"yes"
"Your name isn't in the last receipt book we have which is of the last 2 weeks"
"This isn't on! I want a refund! I know my rights!!!"
"Sure, there's not much i can do though. GET YOUR RECEIPT and we'll see" Motherfucking bitch, fuck off and suffer a painful rupture!
That wasn't the entire conversation first i had to try and find out the make and model and the problem with it.