hmmmmmmmm.....
So im over at Jimmys right now...and im kinda nervouse....for some reason i just think my moms gonna be mad at me for not telling her i wasnt gonna be home. but i didnt wanna wake them up. perhaps im just overly parinoid. anywayzing, "DUDE......ItS VIN DEISlE........YEAH VIN DEISLE.... see him .........................VIN DEISEL" yeah.... I'v got a new and intresting idea for a T.V. reality program. Its call SURVIOR "JIMMY"S APARTMENT" yeah...did you dig the super witty, outta nowhere, completely original title. Tune in this week to see who gets kicked out........... (go to commercial) ::THEME song:: "are you feeling....like less of a man. do you feel like your dong is doing you wrong? then ask your doctor about erectisall..... (back to the show)
(camera falls of living room sceen and theres a knock at the door)
Anthony- " hey guys and heroin atticts"
Brandon- "hey ball of hipocricy and weed"
Anthony- "i come with a peice offering... ::ah hem::...i mean peace offering..........as long as you all hug once in a while" a very confident smile apon his face.
Brandon- " ok anthony.....you completely right.......in fact i love you.....alot....like a whole lot.
Anthony- "REALLY!!! AWSOME!!!!"
BRANDON- "no....not really..shut up and leave." (turns back to the t.v.)
ANTHONY- " ohh brandon....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...your such a kidder."
Strange little theme riff and a crowd applause...and everyones got a thumbs up and rediculouse smile on their face.
(back to commercial) "tire of that cronic burning sensations? tired of the irritation? Tired of STD'S?!?!?!?!
well then you need BENGAY. BENGAY for all your STDS" (quike little blub by fast talking commercial dude) "does not prevent transmition of AIDS, HERPES, OR REALLY ANYTHING......MAY CAUSE BLISTERING AND WARTS USE AS DIRECTED" (TV TURNS OFF)
NOTE TO EVERYONE: This is my scence of humor....dont go anyone getting ideas or opinions from it. i mean no harm and am fucking around.
GOOD SHIT
GETTING LOST. Ok....WHERE THE FUCK IS "P SQUARED" by the way thats planned parenthood for those who like using words. i could have sworn it was on seneca. Keep in mind its for simple curiosidy sake. i didnt knock anyone up. getting lost with Amber is always fun. a most definate possitive.
MIKE. Yeah Bert Renolds was in it too.
JAY DELZER. That look he had when the dollar thing was mentioned....well....it was priceless. although i didnt know he actually got his ass kicked. thats shitty. i feel a little ashamed of myself....but it was pretty funny..kinda....ok i actually feel bad about it now...but it was a good story. WHO MAKES OUT WITH KIM GAYBOR......SHES A GUY WITHOUT A PENIS....AND NOT IN THAT KINDA COOL WAY WHERE THEY DONT BITCH AND SHIT.....JUST A GUY....WITHOUT......A PENIS.....ok im done now.
THE BAD SHIT
IM PARINOID. Aboiut the home situation. but thats just cuz im a dumby. everything is gonna be fucking dandy.
song of the day
seven bridges road the crosby, nelson, young, and someone else version. seriously. this is gonna sound lame. but the song is so........well.....powerful. it paints such a wonderful picture in my head when i listen to it. its a song that just was composed on emotion. i can tell it was writen by someone who wanted you to get a feeling from it, who had that feeling themselves. yeah. i think i love music too much. peice yo.....I mean...peace p.s. i guess ill get squishy for a second. you guys are a second family to me...no.......an extention of my immediate family..,but i think you have all always known that.
(camera falls of living room sceen and theres a knock at the door)
Anthony- " hey guys and heroin atticts"
Brandon- "hey ball of hipocricy and weed"
Anthony- "i come with a peice offering... ::ah hem::...i mean peace offering..........as long as you all hug once in a while" a very confident smile apon his face.
Brandon- " ok anthony.....you completely right.......in fact i love you.....alot....like a whole lot.
Anthony- "REALLY!!! AWSOME!!!!"
BRANDON- "no....not really..shut up and leave." (turns back to the t.v.)
ANTHONY- " ohh brandon....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...your such a kidder."
Strange little theme riff and a crowd applause...and everyones got a thumbs up and rediculouse smile on their face.
(back to commercial) "tire of that cronic burning sensations? tired of the irritation? Tired of STD'S?!?!?!?!
well then you need BENGAY. BENGAY for all your STDS" (quike little blub by fast talking commercial dude) "does not prevent transmition of AIDS, HERPES, OR REALLY ANYTHING......MAY CAUSE BLISTERING AND WARTS USE AS DIRECTED" (TV TURNS OFF)
NOTE TO EVERYONE: This is my scence of humor....dont go anyone getting ideas or opinions from it. i mean no harm and am fucking around.
GOOD SHIT
GETTING LOST. Ok....WHERE THE FUCK IS "P SQUARED" by the way thats planned parenthood for those who like using words. i could have sworn it was on seneca. Keep in mind its for simple curiosidy sake. i didnt knock anyone up. getting lost with Amber is always fun. a most definate possitive.
MIKE. Yeah Bert Renolds was in it too.
JAY DELZER. That look he had when the dollar thing was mentioned....well....it was priceless. although i didnt know he actually got his ass kicked. thats shitty. i feel a little ashamed of myself....but it was pretty funny..kinda....ok i actually feel bad about it now...but it was a good story. WHO MAKES OUT WITH KIM GAYBOR......SHES A GUY WITHOUT A PENIS....AND NOT IN THAT KINDA COOL WAY WHERE THEY DONT BITCH AND SHIT.....JUST A GUY....WITHOUT......A PENIS.....ok im done now.
THE BAD SHIT
IM PARINOID. Aboiut the home situation. but thats just cuz im a dumby. everything is gonna be fucking dandy.
song of the day
seven bridges road the crosby, nelson, young, and someone else version. seriously. this is gonna sound lame. but the song is so........well.....powerful. it paints such a wonderful picture in my head when i listen to it. its a song that just was composed on emotion. i can tell it was writen by someone who wanted you to get a feeling from it, who had that feeling themselves. yeah. i think i love music too much. peice yo.....I mean...peace p.s. i guess ill get squishy for a second. you guys are a second family to me...no.......an extention of my immediate family..,but i think you have all always known that.