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I'm doing nothing at all but feeling miserable and thinking up ways to make everybody else feel the same. There are even a few solid reasons for this for a change, but none I really fancy expanding on at the moment. One thing I can tell you though: carrying a 2.5 inch steel wire hook pinned into your right hand ain't nearly as glamour as Clive Barker novels may have had you believe.
But then, I have to admit having it removed is quite a fucking sight, if you like plier jobs.