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A couple hours ago I've been delivered a promotional pack from GE HealthCare, containing a spreadsheet about early diagnosis of SCD (Sudden Cardiac Death), a DVD featuring presentations held at the latest congress of the Heart Rhythm Society and a tightly-packed cardboard cube which I initially assumed to be a desktop bloc-notes or something.
Then I proceeded to unwrap it just to find out it's actually a magic cube which can be opened, split and assembled in many ways, each face featuring some brief SCD facts and/or advertising diagnostic GE products. Very informing and fun to play with, no doubt. Thing is, since I reassembled the damn thing I'm being followed around by a bunch of monotone-speaking weirdos in fetish nurse overalls with injection needles and shit plugged everywhere, who insist I join them to become the star of their next waking cardiosurgery show. I've tried phoning the GE helpdesk but nobody seems to know shit about this and suggested calling on security. How annoying.