In case anyone cares..
I deleted the last entry because it just sucked ass. And yeah, My dad surprising me by taking me to the Pepsi 400 (that's where Rednecks get in fast cars and drive in a circle 160 times or so, and no, Speed Racer did not make a cameo appearance.) And the race wasn't as boring as I thought it might have been. It was all good..(now that I think about it, I'm starting to hate that saying)
But yeah, I just got home from some local fireworks display. It was some street off of Michigan. But...what pisses me off even more, is, the people running the show, are illegal immigrants. Because. What kind of fucked up "American" Fireworks Display doesn't have a kickass finale? Their idea of a finale was launching 2 fireworks at the same time. I mean, I can go to motherfucking Disney any night I want and watch "kickass" fireworks anytime I want, but it's not "American." Most people at Disney visiting from European countries mostly think that a "fireworks display" is just some futuristic techno advanced missile bombing in hell. So anyway, this year's 4th of July sucked. As I type now Mexican Satanists are performing some kind ritual to bring back Satan and as long as they aren't doing it in my driveway there shouldn't be a problem, but occasional I hear some loud guy go...
"You fuckup, you screwed the ritual again! Time to start over, YOU MOTHERFUCKERS, we're running out of friends to sacrifice so you better get it right this time...YOU MOTHERFUCKERS."
And I was freaking out just because of sole reason that Mexican's are trying to bring back Satan, probably to fight the evil Americans or some crazy shit like that. If they succeed in bringing back Satan I guess he'll come to my house first, my house being the only "American" house in this neighborhood. Well, there is the guy next door but he's Jewish so I don't know if he counts or not, and there is the guy on the other...next door but he's mean and messed up in the head and he would probably kick Satan's ass and then complain about the good ole days when you "kick Satan's ass whenever you want and how he didn't have to put up with his bullshit "back then."" So yeah, that crazy guy, isn't home so I sit here waiting for Satan to send every...."American" soul...to hell...because we all know the Mexicans hate America.
But yeah, I just got home from some local fireworks display. It was some street off of Michigan. But...what pisses me off even more, is, the people running the show, are illegal immigrants. Because. What kind of fucked up "American" Fireworks Display doesn't have a kickass finale? Their idea of a finale was launching 2 fireworks at the same time. I mean, I can go to motherfucking Disney any night I want and watch "kickass" fireworks anytime I want, but it's not "American." Most people at Disney visiting from European countries mostly think that a "fireworks display" is just some futuristic techno advanced missile bombing in hell. So anyway, this year's 4th of July sucked. As I type now Mexican Satanists are performing some kind ritual to bring back Satan and as long as they aren't doing it in my driveway there shouldn't be a problem, but occasional I hear some loud guy go...
"You fuckup, you screwed the ritual again! Time to start over, YOU MOTHERFUCKERS, we're running out of friends to sacrifice so you better get it right this time...YOU MOTHERFUCKERS."
And I was freaking out just because of sole reason that Mexican's are trying to bring back Satan, probably to fight the evil Americans or some crazy shit like that. If they succeed in bringing back Satan I guess he'll come to my house first, my house being the only "American" house in this neighborhood. Well, there is the guy next door but he's Jewish so I don't know if he counts or not, and there is the guy on the other...next door but he's mean and messed up in the head and he would probably kick Satan's ass and then complain about the good ole days when you "kick Satan's ass whenever you want and how he didn't have to put up with his bullshit "back then."" So yeah, that crazy guy, isn't home so I sit here waiting for Satan to send every...."American" soul...to hell...because we all know the Mexicans hate America.