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[nikopolian]

Hm... why wait for fate to bring me true love on a silver platter?

Ladies, I'd be delighted to get to know any of you a little or a lot better. I can promise you a good time.

Comments

[novolumecontrol]

VOOOI!!! This is hilarious! Since when are you such a player?!

[nikopolian]

A player? Hardly. Just putting myself on the market.

[novolumecontrol]

I guess the island got you too. How old are you, anyway? Might want to avoid hitting on the little girls.

[nikopolian]

I don't know. Twenty? I'll avoid the ones that don't look old enough.

[novolumecontrol]

Good, because I'd hate to have to start testing the extent of your healing ability by cutting pieces of you off.