43 is my fav of all.
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From: MAJENTicity™
Date: Jan 15, 2006 1:01 PM
..and 45 counters to those ways. ;D
1. Getting kissed in the pouring rain And then be stuck in bed for the next week with a cold.
2. Have that one hott kiss where your pressed against the wall And getting that rusty nail stuck in your back. ):
3. Have a guy that thinks you're the world And having him come to your window every night to watch you sleep.. call you every five minutes...
4. Have a guy that holds on as long as possible when giving hugs ..crushing your lungs so you go into the hospital for three months :D Good luck!
5. Have that moment where you just gaze into eachother's eyes ... waiting for one of you to blink so you can jump up screaming 'I WON I WON I BEAT YOU IN A STARING CONTEST!!!!!'
6. When you're not with your guy he's all that you can think about ..you'll forget to eat, you'll forget to get out, heck! You'll even forget to call him!
7. When you cry, he kisses your tears away. ...and then proceeds to gag at the taste of salt upon his lips. Oops!
8. A guy that will play her favorite song outside her window As her dad throws cats at him and proceeds to call the cops because the crappy Fall Out Boy song woke him up!
9. A guy who tells you that your smile makes everything better ..but secretly wishes you'd buy him something he wants instead.
10. A guy who tells you you make his day better, just for being you even though your acting like the every other girl in the world
11. A guy who squeezes your hand causing you to wince in discomfort or be disgusted that it feels wet and sweaty
12. A guy that says he loves you and means it Even though he has said that to your best friend.. ..hmmm.
13. A guy who would love you forever no matter the circumstance even when he meets that super hot porn star you know he loves!
14. A guy who is loyal ..Till he meets that OTHER porn star he's had his eye on!
15. A guy that will sing to you no matter how bad he is at it. and even HE knows how bad he is at it.. how embarrassing.
16. A guy that will kiss you on the forehead. ..but accidentally getting your eye, getting his salvia in your eye causing you temporary blindness. Woops.
17. A guy who stands up for you no matter who he is against even if that guy he's against is 10 times bigger...more muscular..has better hair.. oh man.
18. A guy that will never judge you for how you look. ..well, he actually does, but you know, he's to nice to tell you.. So he tells your friends and his friends.
19. A guy that says cheezy stuff to you just to make u smile and you do..but inwardly you're thinking 'please dear god no...'
20. A guy who you can hangout and have fun with SO much fun you forget he's taken! OH!
21. A guy who will hold your hand through the roughest parts of life so you wont kill yourself with some sort of rusty object so he still has a chance of getting laid. DOUBLE OH!
22. A guy that whispers he loves you in your ear ..and possibly breathes heavily in your ear, just hoping to get some.
23. A guy that tells you everything honestly..well.. half honestly....oh who am I kidding, he lies to you like crazy!
24. A guy that will always let you win ...because he knows you suck at life
25. Wearing his jacket and everytime you breath in, his scent surrounds you ..and then you realize.. sick..when was the last time he WASHED this thing!?
26. A guy who will watch any movie with you, no matter how teary eyed you may get. As long as theres boobs its alright with him!
27. A guy that will call you beautiful or adorable...not hot, fine, or sexy but you know inside you want to be called'hot' 'fine' or 'sexy'...
28. A guy that is the same when he is with you and when with friends ..Because all his friends are girls!
29. A guy that is good with your family and introduces you to his family and you think '..shit..i knew i shouldnt have met these crazy ass sons of bitches..'
30. A guy who calls you at night just to say 'hi' and see how your day has been waking you up at 11:34 at night..and that day, you got fired from your job, got an F on your test, and crashed the car!
31. A guy who will sit on the phone with you when you're sad, even if you're quiet even though deep down you know you want him to get the hell off so you can sleep or something.
32. A guy who wouldn't mind you wanting to get all dressed up and do your make up for him. Even if he says he likes you better without make up. In reality it's just your excuse to get away from him for even just a half an hour or so.
33. A guy who you can be yourself with and he will never give a care and would still tell you that you are amazing to him. Despite the fact he's VERY scared with some of your obsessions and secrets..really.
34. A guy who runs his fingers through your hair, like he's washing your worries/troubles away. Making your hair more greasy than it already is, and his fingers greasy. GR-OSS!
35.A guy that will just randonmly call you for no reason at all, just because he missed you. Just, you know, ignore the fact that he said your friends name instead of yours. It had to be a mistake...right?
36. Hold her hand at any moment even if it just for a second. ESPECIALLY when shes in the bathroom, gives her a fun challenge!
37. Leave her voice messages to wake up to. Because remember, calling her one hundred and sixty two and a fourth times in the night while she was asleep is VERY attractive!
38. Pick her up, tickle her and play-wrestle with her. After your done smothering her, ask if she wants to makeout for a few hours!
39. Sit in the park and just talk to her. Don't forget to remind her that a dog is about to piss on her. If you don't she probably won't make out with you any time soon!
40. Throw pebbles at her window in the middle of the night just because you missed her. After the glass shards break all over her and cut her open, make sure to throw one last 'pebble' knocking her out all together!
41. Let her fall asleep in your arms Try to resist the boobies...if you don't, she juuust might get mad at you for taking advantage of her.
42. Slow dance with her, even if there isn't any music playing. After making complete fools of eachother, you can split a coffee at the starbucks you danced and tripped over. :D
43. If she's mad at you, kiss her. If she's reeeaallly pissed at you, grab at her in random places. That's sure to cure anger. :D
44. Carve your names into a Tree. This is really attractive, after carving it into your arm, leg, chest, etc etc its nice to put it somewhere where you can't get sent away for!
45. Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. They say that..but all guys know the bigger it is the more it means. ;D
made by Sessha n Trisha
If you got through that, GOOD JOB!!!!!! You have a sense of humor! YES this was in fact meant to be a joke. I'm sick of getting about 5897423532 of these a day..so me and Trisha decided to make our own. ;D I don't mind all of these, and in fact some of them are kind of cute! But we're here to amuse you guys. Or annoy. Whichever comes first.
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From: MAJENTicity™
Date: Jan 15, 2006 1:01 PM
..and 45 counters to those ways. ;D
1. Getting kissed in the pouring rain And then be stuck in bed for the next week with a cold.
2. Have that one hott kiss where your pressed against the wall And getting that rusty nail stuck in your back. ):
3. Have a guy that thinks you're the world And having him come to your window every night to watch you sleep.. call you every five minutes...
4. Have a guy that holds on as long as possible when giving hugs ..crushing your lungs so you go into the hospital for three months :D Good luck!
5. Have that moment where you just gaze into eachother's eyes ... waiting for one of you to blink so you can jump up screaming 'I WON I WON I BEAT YOU IN A STARING CONTEST!!!!!'
6. When you're not with your guy he's all that you can think about ..you'll forget to eat, you'll forget to get out, heck! You'll even forget to call him!
7. When you cry, he kisses your tears away. ...and then proceeds to gag at the taste of salt upon his lips. Oops!
8. A guy that will play her favorite song outside her window As her dad throws cats at him and proceeds to call the cops because the crappy Fall Out Boy song woke him up!
9. A guy who tells you that your smile makes everything better ..but secretly wishes you'd buy him something he wants instead.
10. A guy who tells you you make his day better, just for being you even though your acting like the every other girl in the world
11. A guy who squeezes your hand causing you to wince in discomfort or be disgusted that it feels wet and sweaty
12. A guy that says he loves you and means it Even though he has said that to your best friend.. ..hmmm.
13. A guy who would love you forever no matter the circumstance even when he meets that super hot porn star you know he loves!
14. A guy who is loyal ..Till he meets that OTHER porn star he's had his eye on!
15. A guy that will sing to you no matter how bad he is at it. and even HE knows how bad he is at it.. how embarrassing.
16. A guy that will kiss you on the forehead. ..but accidentally getting your eye, getting his salvia in your eye causing you temporary blindness. Woops.
17. A guy who stands up for you no matter who he is against even if that guy he's against is 10 times bigger...more muscular..has better hair.. oh man.
18. A guy that will never judge you for how you look. ..well, he actually does, but you know, he's to nice to tell you.. So he tells your friends and his friends.
19. A guy that says cheezy stuff to you just to make u smile and you do..but inwardly you're thinking 'please dear god no...'
20. A guy who you can hangout and have fun with SO much fun you forget he's taken! OH!
21. A guy who will hold your hand through the roughest parts of life so you wont kill yourself with some sort of rusty object so he still has a chance of getting laid. DOUBLE OH!
22. A guy that whispers he loves you in your ear ..and possibly breathes heavily in your ear, just hoping to get some.
23. A guy that tells you everything honestly..well.. half honestly....oh who am I kidding, he lies to you like crazy!
24. A guy that will always let you win ...because he knows you suck at life
25. Wearing his jacket and everytime you breath in, his scent surrounds you ..and then you realize.. sick..when was the last time he WASHED this thing!?
26. A guy who will watch any movie with you, no matter how teary eyed you may get. As long as theres boobs its alright with him!
27. A guy that will call you beautiful or adorable...not hot, fine, or sexy but you know inside you want to be called'hot' 'fine' or 'sexy'...
28. A guy that is the same when he is with you and when with friends ..Because all his friends are girls!
29. A guy that is good with your family and introduces you to his family and you think '..shit..i knew i shouldnt have met these crazy ass sons of bitches..'
30. A guy who calls you at night just to say 'hi' and see how your day has been waking you up at 11:34 at night..and that day, you got fired from your job, got an F on your test, and crashed the car!
31. A guy who will sit on the phone with you when you're sad, even if you're quiet even though deep down you know you want him to get the hell off so you can sleep or something.
32. A guy who wouldn't mind you wanting to get all dressed up and do your make up for him. Even if he says he likes you better without make up. In reality it's just your excuse to get away from him for even just a half an hour or so.
33. A guy who you can be yourself with and he will never give a care and would still tell you that you are amazing to him. Despite the fact he's VERY scared with some of your obsessions and secrets..really.
34. A guy who runs his fingers through your hair, like he's washing your worries/troubles away. Making your hair more greasy than it already is, and his fingers greasy. GR-OSS!
35.A guy that will just randonmly call you for no reason at all, just because he missed you. Just, you know, ignore the fact that he said your friends name instead of yours. It had to be a mistake...right?
36. Hold her hand at any moment even if it just for a second. ESPECIALLY when shes in the bathroom, gives her a fun challenge!
37. Leave her voice messages to wake up to. Because remember, calling her one hundred and sixty two and a fourth times in the night while she was asleep is VERY attractive!
38. Pick her up, tickle her and play-wrestle with her. After your done smothering her, ask if she wants to makeout for a few hours!
39. Sit in the park and just talk to her. Don't forget to remind her that a dog is about to piss on her. If you don't she probably won't make out with you any time soon!
40. Throw pebbles at her window in the middle of the night just because you missed her. After the glass shards break all over her and cut her open, make sure to throw one last 'pebble' knocking her out all together!
41. Let her fall asleep in your arms Try to resist the boobies...if you don't, she juuust might get mad at you for taking advantage of her.
42. Slow dance with her, even if there isn't any music playing. After making complete fools of eachother, you can split a coffee at the starbucks you danced and tripped over. :D
43. If she's mad at you, kiss her. If she's reeeaallly pissed at you, grab at her in random places. That's sure to cure anger. :D
44. Carve your names into a Tree. This is really attractive, after carving it into your arm, leg, chest, etc etc its nice to put it somewhere where you can't get sent away for!
45. Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. They say that..but all guys know the bigger it is the more it means. ;D
made by Sessha n Trisha
If you got through that, GOOD JOB!!!!!! You have a sense of humor! YES this was in fact meant to be a joke. I'm sick of getting about 5897423532 of these a day..so me and Trisha decided to make our own. ;D I don't mind all of these, and in fact some of them are kind of cute! But we're here to amuse you guys. Or annoy. Whichever comes first.
If you think this is cool repost this, and spread the love! :D