Here are my New Year's resolutions:
I will be better organized and more efficient.
I will go about my daily activities as soon as I wake up in the morning, instead of lounging around, drinking coffee and masturbating for like 3 hours every day.
I will be better at telling people what I think about them right off the bat.
I will read more.
I will watch more good movies and less Hollywood crap.
No, I will not stop smoking. That would be unrealistic and pointless.
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