The Fandom
Welcome to the Furry Fandom.
The first rule of the Fandom is: you do not talk about the Fandom.
The second rule of the Fandom is: you DO NOT talk about the Fandom!
Third rule of the Fandom: if someone yells "stop!", goes limp, or taps out, get them out of the furpile they're in.
Fourth rule: only one pun per person per second.
Fifth rule: 6hours of sleep, 2 meals, 1 shower. Learn it, Love it, Live it.
Sixth rule: the parties are insane. No shirt, no shoes, no inhibitions.
Seventh rule: cons will go on as long as they have to.
And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first time in the Fandom, you have to relinquish all dignity at the door.
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We cook your meals, we haul your trash, we connect your calls, we drive your ambulances, we code your software. We guard you while you sleep. Do not... mess with us.
The first rule of the Fandom is: you do not talk about the Fandom.
The second rule of the Fandom is: you DO NOT talk about the Fandom!
Third rule of the Fandom: if someone yells "stop!", goes limp, or taps out, get them out of the furpile they're in.
Fourth rule: only one pun per person per second.
Fifth rule: 6hours of sleep, 2 meals, 1 shower. Learn it, Love it, Live it.
Sixth rule: the parties are insane. No shirt, no shoes, no inhibitions.
Seventh rule: cons will go on as long as they have to.
And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first time in the Fandom, you have to relinquish all dignity at the door.
...---...
We cook your meals, we haul your trash, we connect your calls, we drive your ambulances, we code your software. We guard you while you sleep. Do not... mess with us.