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I haven't been updating in a while. I've also been hiding from the world. I got so sick I looked like a member of Slipknot. But I feel a bit better now, I think I have to stop eating Albert's burritos. There might be rotten meat inside or maybe he spit into them I don't know but I really thought I'd die. Can you die because you throw up too much ? I've lost track of the last ER episodes. I'm feeling better now ; it's weird how when you're sick, you forget how good it is to be healthy and when you're healthy, you forget about the terrible feeling of having your stomach turned upside down. And as we went to some japanese bar for his birthday, I'm getting a bit paranoid, the food was served in weird cups, man, WHERE IS MY GOOD OLD MACDONALDS ??
What I hate about being on tour is this stupid tourbus. If the Strokes was a twosome it'd be great, but five people almost living in this narrow thing, that's insane. I should write a letter to Amnesty about it or something since cleaning after Fab's mess is a torture. And you can't sleep there's always someone watching porn movies in the back. Gay porn movies, I precise. The soundtrack is horrible and the dubbing is even worse (cause yes, they use old school french or italian actors to dub gay porn movies. How do I know that ? You don't want to know.)
The more the days pass, the more Albert looks like Alfred Molina. Bye.
What I hate about being on tour is this stupid tourbus. If the Strokes was a twosome it'd be great, but five people almost living in this narrow thing, that's insane. I should write a letter to Amnesty about it or something since cleaning after Fab's mess is a torture. And you can't sleep there's always someone watching porn movies in the back. Gay porn movies, I precise. The soundtrack is horrible and the dubbing is even worse (cause yes, they use old school french or italian actors to dub gay porn movies. How do I know that ? You don't want to know.)
The more the days pass, the more Albert looks like Alfred Molina. Bye.