weird.
Hey. I've been gone away for a while. First I had to get married with Craig Nicholls in Las Vegas. Thing is, no one talked about it because Britney decided to do the same and as she gets more exposure than we do everyone went like omg she's so drinking. Whatever. Craig Nicholls and I aren't getting divorced. It was planned and Elvis was a great guy, he sang 'rolling on a river' and all that. I'm glad we did it.
BUT the great thing is that Kate had her baby. I was scared to death when she said she was about to give birth. I started freaking out because going out with a pregnant woman is one thing, but warming up a baby bottle is one another. One always assumes that pregnancy lasts at least something like three years, just enough for you to get used to the idea that a new human life will pop in. But NO. That's a fucking lie. Babies arrive when you don't expect them. I mean most of the time it's when they're expected but not medically speaking, you know ? I feel so confused. Whatever. Sooo Kate was having these cramps and stuff and I had this show in Hawa
BUT the great thing is that Kate had her baby. I was scared to death when she said she was about to give birth. I started freaking out because going out with a pregnant woman is one thing, but warming up a baby bottle is one another. One always assumes that pregnancy lasts at least something like three years, just enough for you to get used to the idea that a new human life will pop in. But NO. That's a fucking lie. Babies arrive when you don't expect them. I mean most of the time it's when they're expected but not medically speaking, you know ? I feel so confused. Whatever. Sooo Kate was having these cramps and stuff and I had this show in Hawa