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I guess I'm ready for New Year's eve, for both our special concert and my wedding with Craig. I can't wait to sing a solo with Elvis. Kate is going to walk me down the aisle. I'll be married to the greatest guy ever and I'm going out with the best girl ever. Mommy, look at me, be proud of how far I've gone already. Kate taught me how to knit. I could finally make a scarf to Drew, and booties for Kate - or for the baby. I'm going to take the role of the grandmother and knit pink wool booties for the baby. Pink is an unisex color. I started talking to the baby but I feel like a moron so I keep on talking to Kate. She always listens to me. That's one good thing.
I want Drew's muffins right out of the oven. Last time she came to New York I couldn't have some since Fab stole her away from me. He says he doesn't give a fuck, that it's all for journalists but I think he likes that. I mean who wouldn't like to share a penthouse with Drew Barrymore ? I don't care anyway. I'm always coming first, because I'm family and he's not. He can play around if he likes, I'll always get the muffin. And back off my sister Nick k thanks.
Besides that I feel very sorry for Jacko. He's really so far gone I don't think he'll ever go back from that one day. I wish for Julian not to ever start on plastic surgery ever. Though I know one of the guys has booked a Botox appointment, I don't know which one it is. I have an idea but I don't want to be the one giving the name up. And anyway, if Botox is good enough for Kylie, it's good enough for us too.
I'm off taking my girlfriend to some private pool for naked swimming.
I want Drew's muffins right out of the oven. Last time she came to New York I couldn't have some since Fab stole her away from me. He says he doesn't give a fuck, that it's all for journalists but I think he likes that. I mean who wouldn't like to share a penthouse with Drew Barrymore ? I don't care anyway. I'm always coming first, because I'm family and he's not. He can play around if he likes, I'll always get the muffin. And back off my sister Nick k thanks.
Besides that I feel very sorry for Jacko. He's really so far gone I don't think he'll ever go back from that one day. I wish for Julian not to ever start on plastic surgery ever. Though I know one of the guys has booked a Botox appointment, I don't know which one it is. I have an idea but I don't want to be the one giving the name up. And anyway, if Botox is good enough for Kylie, it's good enough for us too.
I'm off taking my girlfriend to some private pool for naked swimming.