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[niko_fraiture]

I just realised my brother was sexier than I was. Screw him. I should get all the ladies. I'm making shows all over the east coast now. He's not. Why why why why why.

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[drew_barrymore]

Even as your twin I can honestly say your brother is not sexier. He tries too hard and that in itself makes him less sexy.

:-*

[niko_fraiture]

it's true that you are way sexier than he is, but still, he's sexier than me. he has that vincent gallo-kind of facial hair and it makes the girls cringe. and he's a painter.

i hate him. <3

[drew_barrymore]

I wasn't talking about me. I mean you. He's so not sexier than you. He's like sort of greasy. I mean he's my brother too so of course I have to love him but he's no where near as sexy as you.

No you don't. <3

[niko_fraiture]

as you're sexier than both of us fraiture boys, it'd mean we're a very sexy family. we should go out, all three of us, and pull as many people as possible.

but seriously. he gets all the ladies, and he doesn't even have to put on some aftershave. can i sleep in your bed tonight please.

[drew_barrymore]

Thanks handsome ;) We should that would be fun.

Does he really? That's surprising, you're the one in the band after all. You can sleep in my bed any night you want. I'll try not to hog the covers.

[drew_barrymore]

I don't want him like that, skank. You best be nice or I'll stop telling him to let you ride his face.

[drew_barrymore]

What? I know kungfu. He's probably just playing the field. I heard that's popular these days.

[drew_barrymore]

I thought you just said he wasn't your boyfriend. I don't care who he dates as long as I keep getting the t-shirts.

[niko_fraiture]

it's great to just wake up and see my two favourite ladies fighting. good ego-booster.

i mean lady in the sense, of, lady, cause of course drew's my sister so it would be kind of gross, while alicia's not of my family, and i'd better just shut up now.

[niko_fraiture]

we're dating.

i said it. <3

[niko_fraiture]

with some tongue ?