The Cupcake Chronicles Generation 1, Part 4
Merry New Year to all!I just, once again, wanted to thank you guys for sticking by me after my year full of disappointing half cast legacy attempts and runaways back to my Cupcake zone. I hope everyone had a safe and terrific start to the new year! :) I apologize for the lateness of this chapter, but at least it was only by 10 days rather than a few months :3 That being said, on with the chapter!
*warning: contains some coarse language and sexual references; viewer discretion is advised*
(also, I've noticed the particular font sizes on the cover make it impossible to read everything, basically it says "Generation 1, Part 4 - New Beginnings" my bad :3)
Previously on The Cupcake Chronicles:
- Cupcake took a vacation from her family *coughs*
- She ticked off a mummy and became cursed
- Now we all have to sit through another 1st Generation -____-
AND CUPCAKE IS BEYOND EXCITED TO BEGIN AGAIN! :D
Cupcake: "This sucks crab dick. How insensitive of you to start me off in the same town, on the same lot, I was on before? I never liked this place either. It smells like cheese."
Well then you're gonna become a cheese fanatic, cos I'm not moving you.
Besides, I do have a little present for you!
Cupcake: "Oh man, that's never good. What did you do?"
I got you a puppy! :D
The first pet of the legacy, yayayay! :D This is Hershey Jaxie, she's an adventure loving, loyal and playful beagle! I love her to bits! :D
Cupcake: "What is it doing?! Why is it just staring at me like that?! It's gonna pee on me I can sense it!" o___O
Just be nice! Let her sniff your hand!
Cupcake: "I don't like this! I think it's gonna bite me!" :|
No she's not! Pick her up!
See? That's not so bad, is it?
Cupcake: "I can feel it's bladder working.. I think it's getting ready to squirt all over me!"
le sigh.
Cupcake: "But it is rather cute I guess... Hello Hershey, I'm Cupcake! I like you cos we're both named after food!" :D
Aww, common ground was found :)
Cupcake: "Now, let's get down to business! No more distracting me with pets! If I have to start another one of these damn legacy things living on a lawn I might just go drown myself!"
Calm down! I have a solution! Besides, the readers don't want to hear your whining.
Cupcake: "Hi readers!" :)
suck up.
Also: Readers,
:D
Anyway, as much as this is cheating, I decided to give Cupcake a house.
My sanity was on the line. I made about 3 lawn lots, my game corrupting in the process, thus why a house was created.
I borrowed the base for the house from here.
... And after a little bit of Jaxifying it looked like this! :3
Cupcake: "Really Nikki? This was the best you could do?"
Yeah, agreed all my houses look the same, but life's hard when your game is a bitch and rejects most CC..
Cupcake: "Hot diggity, I got me a sexy soccer man on my wall!" >:D *fist pumps*
And Hershey seems to have taken a liking to the couch :3 I take these signs as a tick of approval!
** Just warning you now, there'll probably be a lot of Hershey spam this chapter. She's just too darn cute! **
Cupcake: "Weeeeeow!" *sticks arm through door*
o___O tell me how I'm gonna find a husband for you.
Again.
Cupcake: "Hurry up and pee. I want to witness it before I leave you alone in the house."
Oh Cupcake, your too trusting.
Cupcake: "This girl is too pretty to be a cab driver. I don't trust her."
-_______-
Cupcake: "Where is she taking me?"
You'll see.
Cupcake: "The art gallery? I'm Artistic, and even I think this place is a drag. You really think any of the guys in here are gonna be spouse material?"
Just give it a chance. I get sick of always scoping the parks for lovers.
Fangirl: "Oh my god! It's Jacob Black, that sexy werewolf from Twilight! Squee!" :D
Jacob Poser: "Eck, I hate these fan girls. Just because I'm similarly sexy to Taylor Lautner they always want a piece of this! Yes, I'm a sexy hunk look-a-like, can't you just leave me to lead a normal life?!"
Yeah, I'm not seeing the resemblance.
Fangirl: "And his mini me son is here too?! BEST.DAY.EVER!" :D
o__O someone take this chick to get her eyes checked.
And they were the only people there, so off to the park! -___-
Lord Tinydik: "Maam! I find your hand gestures offensive! It is not your business to know the size of a male's genitalia!... And why would you just assume mine is that small?! Hurtful!"
Cupcake: "What is wrong with asking a question like that? I want to know what I'm in for before, getting into it! Society these days..."
One of the many reasons I don't take Cupcake to the park..
Cupcake: "Ice cream break! I've met two guys today, I think I've earned it! What should I get?"
I don't care, just hurry up. The sun's going down.
Cupcake: "Heh heh heh, I gots me a bunny pop!"
Cupcake: "I'm gonna enjoy this!"
Cupcake: *shoves icecream through cheek cos it won't fit in mouth fast enough*
Cupcake: "Maybe I should be a icecream man when I grow up!" :D
:O
Cupcake, hurry the heck up!
SCOFIELD IS IN THE PARK!
Scofield: "I see you Stacey. Stacey. Stacy. Stacey. Look at me."
Scofield: "Eye sex. We just had eye sex. Yeah, that's right. I can make you ladies pregnant just from eye contact; that's the power that comes with being the sexiest guy in this town."
Cupcake: "Does he remember me? How could he possibly forget the best thing that ever happened to him?"
And tell me how being in a legacy, especially with you in it, was the best thing that ever happened to him?
Cupcake: "I can fit a whole bunny pop in my mouth. One of my best talents is fitting large objects in my mouth." :D
Scofield: *kinky grins* "I like you."
Cupcake: "I've always had special talents like that. Another one is that I am unhumanly flexible! It's sad that these talents continue to be wasted because there isn't a use in the world for them..."
Scofield: "Maybe you just haven't met the right person to show you how to use them.."
Scofield: "FYI, I can be that guy." ;)
-______- I'm gonna choose to ignore your sick sexual banter.
BlueShirtDude: "Aye, young love in the park! Isn't it beautiful?!" :')
BlueShirtDude: "Just look at them! Isn't it the sweetest thing?! He's like the masculine Prince Charming, and she's like the innocent princess waiting to be swept off her feet! Eee, it's like a fairytale!" :)
Cupcake? An innocent princess? PFFFFT.
Cupcake: "I could definitely fit a stick of celery in my mouth, why do you ask?"
Really? We're STILL on this topic?!
Stacey: "You're so sexy and I love you, but you're a player so I hate you." :)
Cupcake: "He's had a taste of the frosting, now he wants the Cupcake. Off you go, you're not needed here. He wants something more delicious and satisfying." >:)
LOL take that Stacey!
/begin Hershey spam.
Cupcake: "Dance my pretty, dance!"
Like owner, like dog.
Both hot dog obsessed XD
/end Hershey spam [for now XD].
Cupcake: "Is it creepy that I remember where he lives?"
Not at all x)
Scofield: "Surrounded by women, oh yeah! Bitches love me." ;D
RandomDude: "The awkward moment when I'm here, and I'm not a woman."
XD
OOH LOOK DEER! CUPCAKE COME SEE THIS!
As you can see, I get easily distracted in my game x)
Deer: *Retardedly bounces/hops away*
OH. FINE THEN.
BE LIKE THAT.
STUPID DEER!
Cupcake: "Is he just gonna stand there all night?"
Yeah, I think he's glitched there. Let's come back tomorrow.
Scofield: "NEED. TO. PEE. NOW. OR. PENIS. FALLS. OFF!" *awkward eyebrows*
Jacob Poser: "How fascinating. Maybe I should stay."
Jacob Poser: "On the other hand, I am pretty tired, and I have a Jacob Black look-a-like's contest tomorrow..."
Scofield: "Don't leave me glitched here with him or I might just kill him." >:|
And that's a bad thing why?
OH.
LOOKY HERE.
Look who's come crawling retardedly bouncing/hopping back!
Cupcake come look!
Deer: *Retardedly bounces/hops away*
OH MY GOD. STUPID DEER.
Cupcake go chase it down! You need to feel it's fluffiness!
Cupcake: "Ooh he so cute! Ehehehe, stop sniffing my undies! It tickles!" :D
o___O
Cupcake: "I touched a deer! I touched a deer! Beat that, society!"
* I'll try to stop using this GIF now, but come on, it works for every situation! :3
Cupcake: "Ice cream man! YAAAAAY, best day ever! Ice cream for breakfast!"
** See? Works for everything!
... I'll stop now.
I sent Cupcake around that night to see if Scofield was still glitched.
I could see through the window he still was, so decided to reset the household.
In the meantime, I had Cupcake register as a self employed painter and gain a few skill points to start her off in her career.
Cupcake: "Yay! I have some mad skills!" :D
Sure you do sweetie.
Cupcake: "You reset his house right? Why hasn't he called me yet? I bet that Stacey bitch got to him first." -_____-
Just invite him over here! Every day that we wait for him to call you, your lady parts become a little more dusty and dead!
Cupcake: "I called him. Are you happy?"
Yes. Thankyou.
Scofield: *Puts hand through boob* "Your boobs feel squishy like cake... I like it." ;)
Cupcake: "What did you expect? I am named after cake, after all."
I didn't really see that as a romantic first kiss moment, but whatever. PROGRESS! :3
Scofield: "What do you say we take this party elsewhere?"
Cupcake: "Sure."
That's nasty!
Cupcake: "WHAT IS THAT HORRIBLE F**KING SOUND?! MY EARS ARE ABOUT TO BLEED!" D:<
... That's the dishwasher Cupcake, you retard.
Cupcake: "Oh hi there little racoon! I'm Cupcake! Wanna be friends? I made friends with your sister Deer last week..."
Oh brother.
Racoon *goes to attack*
Cupcake: "Just because my name is Cupcake doesn't mean I am one! Get away from me you weirdo!"
:| really Cupcake.
Do you miss the mummy that pledged to rape you or something? :3
Cupcake: "Ooh yum! Extra sprinkles! The ice cream man loves me."
Yeah, I wonder why.
You're the only sim that gets home visits from the ice cream man at 2am.
If we get poor, it'll be because you spent all your earnings on ice cream.
Cupcake, Cupcake she's our man,
if she can't fix it,
... the repairman sure can!
GOOOO REPAIRMAN! :D
Cupcake: -___- "Ha ha."
That never gets old XD
Cupcake: *hypnotized by own painting* "Hot dog... Hot dog..."
What is with the hotdog obsession? Seriously?
... Hot dogs are pretty good though, got to admit ;)
I decided to take Cupcake to visit Scofield, cos, well, the dusty old lady parts thing again x)
Creepy Vampire: "Well hello. I have never smelt blood quite as sweet as yours before. I'm Scofield's roommate, Bob."
Cupcake: "And I'm leaving, cos your glasses are freaking me out."
o______O
Cupcake: "What?! There's no ice cream man around and I need something to keep me awake."
whatever.
Cupcake: *snores*
-______-
Scofield: "Why, what is this? A woman waiting on the couch to devour me when I arrive home? I can't say I'm not used to it."
-______-
Cupcake: "Okay, you're finally home. So, I think I'm drunk off of one drink, but there was something I wanted to show you anyway..."
Cupcake: "Is he looking? Is he getting in?!"
LOL no, he's going back inside XD
Cupcake: "Why? Where is he going? What's he doing?"
AHAHAHAHAHA, GAAAAAAY!
Hey Cupcake, put some clothes on and come see this!
Cupcake: "AHAHAHAHA, GAAAAAAY!" XD
Let's come back another time when he's less, occupied x)
Cupcake: "Hi sweetie, wanna come inside? In both ways?"
Scofield: "Hold on a second babe -"
Scofield: *runs*
Cupcake: "I think I may have came on a bit too strong..."
A BIT?! o____O
Uhh, Cupcake, watcha doin?
Cupcake: "Painting a picture of my butt to give to Scofield, so he knows what he's missing out on tapping."
....Riiiiight.
That's totally normal.
Cupcake: ".... Stop looking at me like that Hershey! My lady parts are dying apparently, so I need to get a move on with this... DON'T JUDGE ME!"
I think if Cupcake doesn't get some action soon she's gonna have a mental breakdown of some sort :S
Scofield: "I must say, I really liked your painting."
Cupcake: "It was only a PG preview of what's to come."
Scofield: *kinky grins* "Oh really?"
Cupcake: "How about we just take this to the bedroom, eh?"
Aaaaaaaand..... PREGGERS!
Cupcake: "Mmm, nothing like a nice cold popsicle after sex."
le sigh.
Cupcake: "Urrh, maybe a popsicle straight after sex isn't the best idea. My tummy's all ouchie..."
Isn't pregnancy beautiful? :)
Cupcake: "Aw, there's a little mini Cupcake inside of me!" :)
:)
And because Hershey has not been featured in the past X slides, I thought it was necessary to show you that since we last saw her, Hershey has developed super powers. She can run through walls.
NINJA SUPERPOWER DOG.
Cupcake: "That was the quickest pregnancy ever! Ooft!"
Yeah, my bad for not taking more pictures, but basically I had Cupcake paint the entire time to earn some money and build some skills :3
Where are all my goo scaredy cats at?!
This is not good enough :P
Paparazzi: *Snaps pictures*
Cupcake: "You better get that camera out of my face before I snap you in half!"
And this little guy is Milo Jaxie!
As this is the Cupcake Chronicles, I decided to change my naming scheme to make it more interesting, so from now on all kids in future generations will be named after foods, flavours and beverages :3 (Milo's obviously named after the milk drink).
Milo is a genius loner, who likes Chinese music, cheese steak and the colour lime.
And I leave you with a picture of Milo's nursery.
*Snorts*
No, we're too poor for that cos Cupcake keeps spending our funds on ice cream, so we could only afford the bare minimum, which was the crib.
But thank you guys for reading as usual, and being patient with me as this chapter is 10 days late. Check back next time to see if:
- Milo turns out cute
- Scofield moves in/marries in
- There are more babies :D
- or the entire legacy goes downhill considering how poor Cupcake is XD
Comments always appreciated! :)
- Nikkstarrr11 x
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