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i love kayla machado.
she is always good for weird aim convos.
here is a prime example.
me: i love dane.
kayla: hes mine! all mine! you cant have him! mine mine mine!
me: yeah i know, you're having his babies.
kayla: uh, yea
me: can't i at least be a one night stand?
kayla: but you can be the godmother
kayla: hmm
kayla: maybe...
kayla: with who? him or me?
me: both
kayla: hm
kayla: not the same night?
me: possibly on the same night. at the same time.
kayla: hm
kayla: threesome...
kayla: i could do that...
me: if we did that though...i think we'd all want it more than one night
kayla: separate may be better
kayla: but when your with him, DO NOT, i repeat DO NOT let him finish! i dont want him impregnating you too
kayla: that would just fuck everything up
me: this is true
me: i'll be like tina and only do it when i have my period. hopefully you won't walk in on us
kayla: idk. i might.
me: i dunno if you could handle it. you might get so insanely jealous and implode where you stand
kayla: implode? not explode? idk which would be better...
kayla: either way sounds like im a goner
kayla: then you would get him all to yourself...
kayla: THIS IS PART OF YOUR PLAN
kayla: you want me towalk in on you and implode bitch!
kayla: little skank....i thought you were an honorable, trustworthy whore. apparently i thought wrong
oh yeah. good times.
and fyi, 'dane' is dane cook.
she is always good for weird aim convos.
here is a prime example.
me: i love dane.
kayla: hes mine! all mine! you cant have him! mine mine mine!
me: yeah i know, you're having his babies.
kayla: uh, yea
me: can't i at least be a one night stand?
kayla: but you can be the godmother
kayla: hmm
kayla: maybe...
kayla: with who? him or me?
me: both
kayla: hm
kayla: not the same night?
me: possibly on the same night. at the same time.
kayla: hm
kayla: threesome...
kayla: i could do that...
me: if we did that though...i think we'd all want it more than one night
kayla: separate may be better
kayla: but when your with him, DO NOT, i repeat DO NOT let him finish! i dont want him impregnating you too
kayla: that would just fuck everything up
me: this is true
me: i'll be like tina and only do it when i have my period. hopefully you won't walk in on us
kayla: idk. i might.
me: i dunno if you could handle it. you might get so insanely jealous and implode where you stand
kayla: implode? not explode? idk which would be better...
kayla: either way sounds like im a goner
kayla: then you would get him all to yourself...
kayla: THIS IS PART OF YOUR PLAN
kayla: you want me towalk in on you and implode bitch!
kayla: little skank....i thought you were an honorable, trustworthy whore. apparently i thought wrong
oh yeah. good times.
and fyi, 'dane' is dane cook.