12:06 this afternoon...
the message:
"hi sarah , this is your dad, can you give me a call? (gives cell phone number) thanks. bye."
what I really hear:
"Hi sarah, this is your dad incase you couldnt recognise my voice, I know its been a year since we've spoken but id just like you to know that I am getting married to Gretchen - i think you've met her once or twice. Welp, hope college is good. Smoke weed yet? Here is my cell phone number, even though i know you cant call it because its not local. Ill pretend like im hoping you will call, because then I would have the joys of explaining why I think you should come to my wedding when I once told you i'd never be at yours. hmm? goodbye."
"hi sarah , this is your dad, can you give me a call? (gives cell phone number) thanks. bye."
what I really hear:
"Hi sarah, this is your dad incase you couldnt recognise my voice, I know its been a year since we've spoken but id just like you to know that I am getting married to Gretchen - i think you've met her once or twice. Welp, hope college is good. Smoke weed yet? Here is my cell phone number, even though i know you cant call it because its not local. Ill pretend like im hoping you will call, because then I would have the joys of explaining why I think you should come to my wedding when I once told you i'd never be at yours. hmm? goodbye."