Wrapped in Green
Title: Wrapped in Green
Author: Nikki Kiraga
Rating: PG-13
Genre: General, Humor
Warnings: Sexual Reference, Cussing
AU/Canon: Canon
Pairing: N/A
Words: 245
Summary: Inuyasha realizes how dangerous little green items can be to him...
Note: Written for
iyissekiwa Green theme.
The silver-haired hanyou searched through the big, yellow bag his miko companion carried with her. Right now, she was off picking berries with the taijiya Sango, and he was going to help himself to some ramen. The kitsune beside him was jumping up and down, begging him for candy. Feeling unusually generous, he decided he'd get some, since he was already digging anyway. Inuyasha blinked as he found something else in the bag. Pulling it out, it was a thin, flat thing in a green wrapper. "What in the hell?"
Shippo blinked in his own confusion. "What's that, Inuyasha?" he questioned curiously, staring at the odd green thing.
"I don't know. Ain't candy, that's for sure," he muttered, sniffing at the unknown item. He tore it open, looking at the white thing inside.
Kagome and Sango quietly returned, but when Kagome spotted Inuyasha and Shippo with the very intimate item, she screamed, dropping her berries. She ran over as quickly as she could, and picked up the torn remains of her last pad. "Inuyasha!! This was my last pad! What were you doing going through my stuff anyway?!" she screeched.
Inuyasha only looked up at her, ears quickly flattening to his skull. "Pad? What do you need a pad for?"
Kagome's faced flared up. "OSUWARI!!!" she screamed, desperately attempting to avoid the question. The man crashed into the ground immediately, and made a mental note never to touch odd green things again. Damn wench...
Author: Nikki Kiraga
Rating: PG-13
Genre: General, Humor
Warnings: Sexual Reference, Cussing
AU/Canon: Canon
Pairing: N/A
Words: 245
Summary: Inuyasha realizes how dangerous little green items can be to him...
Note: Written for
iyissekiwa Green theme.
The silver-haired hanyou searched through the big, yellow bag his miko companion carried with her. Right now, she was off picking berries with the taijiya Sango, and he was going to help himself to some ramen. The kitsune beside him was jumping up and down, begging him for candy. Feeling unusually generous, he decided he'd get some, since he was already digging anyway. Inuyasha blinked as he found something else in the bag. Pulling it out, it was a thin, flat thing in a green wrapper. "What in the hell?"
Shippo blinked in his own confusion. "What's that, Inuyasha?" he questioned curiously, staring at the odd green thing.
"I don't know. Ain't candy, that's for sure," he muttered, sniffing at the unknown item. He tore it open, looking at the white thing inside.
Kagome and Sango quietly returned, but when Kagome spotted Inuyasha and Shippo with the very intimate item, she screamed, dropping her berries. She ran over as quickly as she could, and picked up the torn remains of her last pad. "Inuyasha!! This was my last pad! What were you doing going through my stuff anyway?!" she screeched.
Inuyasha only looked up at her, ears quickly flattening to his skull. "Pad? What do you need a pad for?"
Kagome's faced flared up. "OSUWARI!!!" she screamed, desperately attempting to avoid the question. The man crashed into the ground immediately, and made a mental note never to touch odd green things again. Damn wench...