the passing of things...
this was my old user info... i'm going to change it, but felt i needed to keep some record of the past.
i am 24 years old. i love beauty. i think the female body is very very sexy. i type mostly in lower case. Which isn't to say that I don't know how to use the frakin shift key, nor does it mean that I can't type; just that i like the fluidity of all lc... heh. is fluidity a word? (it is in aubrenese!) aside from the lc issue, i am a bit of a grammar and spelling nazi. "to" is a preposition. "too" means also or in addition to. "two" is a fuckin number. "it's" is a contraction of it is. "its" shows ownership. same freaking thing with "they're" and "their"... ok, moving on. i swear like a trooper. i am the nasty bad girl side of her. she's my sistaaaaaaaaaah (that's sistah with 10 extra a's) and eye luff her. i have a boston accent. ("chowdah powdah!" and "hey fathah, whaddya doin with my little bruthah bawbby in yah office?") i can correct my speech if i think about it... but i can honestly think of only one person that i would do this for. i'm deeply romantic. i'm all about symbolism. i'm insufferably cynical as well as sarcastic to a fault. i have an unhealthy obsession with eminem. i love dark humor. i love light humor. i love his humor. i have nice breasts. tyler durden is my god.
and that's all i have to say about that.
wanna know more? hah. there's always stalking...
lastly, here are a plethora of quotes. some of these will be easy to guess where they're from. some are from songs. some are from movies. props to those who can figure them out. hah. if that's you, then we should be friends. if, for some scary reason, you can figure them ALL out... well then nevermind friends; we should get married :-p
"your skin, oh yeah your skin and bones; turn into something beautiful. and you know for you, i'd bleed myself dry... for you i'd bleed myself dry."
"can i chime in? i'll still be rhymin' when i'm in your hymen"
"ohhhh, you're GAY!!! oh yeah. the gayest!"
"y'know if you lose focus in this game for even one second, somebody gets hurt!"
"it seems to me that maybe; it pretty much always means no"
"are you crying? is she CRYING??? there's no CRYING in BASEBALL!!!"
"i know you'll come back some day, on a bed of nails, i wait... i'm prayin that you don't burn out of fade away."
"what i want is what i've not got. and what i need is all around me."
"i'm a hunter gatherer. a cunter latherer."
"i'm paralyzed... I'M PARALYZED!!! if you're moving your arms and legs, you're CLEARLY not paralyzed..."
"you're just like an angel. your skin makes me cry."
"i DIDN'T shoplift the pooty....... ok. i shoplifted the pooty."
"she says the bible is all that she reads. and prefers that i not use profanity. your mouth was so dirty."
"the farther I fall I'm beside you, as lost as I get I will find you; the deeper the wound I'm inside you; for ever and ever I'm a part of... you and me, we're in this together now; none of them can stop us now, we will make it through somehow... you and me, if the world should break in two, until the very end of me, until the very end of you"
"The Prayer for a Parking Space
Oh, divine and merciful God
History is without equal for how much I will adore
You, when You give me today, a place to park.
For You are the provider.
And You are the source.
From You all good is delivered.
Within You all is found.
In Your care will I find respite. With You
guidance, will I find peace.
To stop, to rest, to idle, to park.
These are Yours to give me. This is what I ask.
Amen."
"i know this because tyler knows this."
"did somebody call for a doctor?"
"conchetta, please. if you see any cheddar, it's cheddar cheese."
"if you can't spot the sucker at the table in the first two minutes, then YOU'RE the sucker"
"you were from a perfect world... a world that threw me away today... today... today to run away."
"would you call me superficial? no, not to your face"
i am 24 years old. i love beauty. i think the female body is very very sexy. i type mostly in lower case. Which isn't to say that I don't know how to use the frakin shift key, nor does it mean that I can't type; just that i like the fluidity of all lc... heh. is fluidity a word? (it is in aubrenese!) aside from the lc issue, i am a bit of a grammar and spelling nazi. "to" is a preposition. "too" means also or in addition to. "two" is a fuckin number. "it's" is a contraction of it is. "its" shows ownership. same freaking thing with "they're" and "their"... ok, moving on. i swear like a trooper. i am the nasty bad girl side of her. she's my sistaaaaaaaaaah (that's sistah with 10 extra a's) and eye luff her. i have a boston accent. ("chowdah powdah!" and "hey fathah, whaddya doin with my little bruthah bawbby in yah office?") i can correct my speech if i think about it... but i can honestly think of only one person that i would do this for. i'm deeply romantic. i'm all about symbolism. i'm insufferably cynical as well as sarcastic to a fault. i have an unhealthy obsession with eminem. i love dark humor. i love light humor. i love his humor. i have nice breasts. tyler durden is my god.
and that's all i have to say about that.
wanna know more? hah. there's always stalking...
lastly, here are a plethora of quotes. some of these will be easy to guess where they're from. some are from songs. some are from movies. props to those who can figure them out. hah. if that's you, then we should be friends. if, for some scary reason, you can figure them ALL out... well then nevermind friends; we should get married :-p
"your skin, oh yeah your skin and bones; turn into something beautiful. and you know for you, i'd bleed myself dry... for you i'd bleed myself dry."
"can i chime in? i'll still be rhymin' when i'm in your hymen"
"ohhhh, you're GAY!!! oh yeah. the gayest!"
"y'know if you lose focus in this game for even one second, somebody gets hurt!"
"it seems to me that maybe; it pretty much always means no"
"are you crying? is she CRYING??? there's no CRYING in BASEBALL!!!"
"i know you'll come back some day, on a bed of nails, i wait... i'm prayin that you don't burn out of fade away."
"what i want is what i've not got. and what i need is all around me."
"i'm a hunter gatherer. a cunter latherer."
"i'm paralyzed... I'M PARALYZED!!! if you're moving your arms and legs, you're CLEARLY not paralyzed..."
"you're just like an angel. your skin makes me cry."
"i DIDN'T shoplift the pooty....... ok. i shoplifted the pooty."
"she says the bible is all that she reads. and prefers that i not use profanity. your mouth was so dirty."
"the farther I fall I'm beside you, as lost as I get I will find you; the deeper the wound I'm inside you; for ever and ever I'm a part of... you and me, we're in this together now; none of them can stop us now, we will make it through somehow... you and me, if the world should break in two, until the very end of me, until the very end of you"
"The Prayer for a Parking Space
Oh, divine and merciful God
History is without equal for how much I will adore
You, when You give me today, a place to park.
For You are the provider.
And You are the source.
From You all good is delivered.
Within You all is found.
In Your care will I find respite. With You
guidance, will I find peace.
To stop, to rest, to idle, to park.
These are Yours to give me. This is what I ask.
Amen."
"i know this because tyler knows this."
"did somebody call for a doctor?"
"conchetta, please. if you see any cheddar, it's cheddar cheese."
"if you can't spot the sucker at the table in the first two minutes, then YOU'RE the sucker"
"you were from a perfect world... a world that threw me away today... today... today to run away."
"would you call me superficial? no, not to your face"