last nights dream

May 10, 2005 11:02

i dreamed that i was a spy in the vietnam war. without language skills, a gun, or most importantly - body armor. after stealing some transportation documents from a file cabinet in a tent, i was chased down by screaming vietnamese men. after huddling behind a bed, i had sex with a big raunchy russian businessman with the body of arnold at his peak. that's to say, almost had sex. i woke up before anything got raunchy cuddling with vincent.
thank god. i'm sooo not into raunchy, russian, body-building businessmen.

in other news.
i was in italy for 9 days last week and the week before. it rocked hard.
oh italy, the only place where the man carrying your luggage in the train station is wearing armani boots and gucci sun glasses.
while in rome i went to a concert that was expected to be pretty rowdy, but i had no idea.
once we got there, we noticed everyone wearing red, waving che guevara flags, and homemade flags with hammer and sickle.
'what's this?' we ask our italian friends.
'oh, today is workers' day in italy, this concert is also a communist rally.'
so i spent 5 hours in the sun, dancing with about 600,000 communist school kids and college students and families who were screaming for anarchy.
they were pretty bad ass and way willing to share their joints and various other substances.

i had to leave early though, i almost passed out from the sun and have a nice burn/tan to show for it.
it was bout 95 degrees in rome while i was there. then i came back to germany, where it's about 45 and rainy. booo!

i watched my first charlie chaplin film a few days ago - the great dictator. it was funny, i highly recommend it.

until next time.

nikki
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