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KELLYS RETARTED DREAM: ( written as told to by kelly farah)
so.. it started out as sam kelly chris and some girl named ashley, and they were in sussex middle school sam n her went down to her brothers locker n wrote him a note so he would get it on the first day of school. after that they went by mr. sarnos room and found a table with 4 chairs n just sat there.. and chris was playing with a social studies text book so then kel got up n went into mr. karnas' room n she started talking to mr. karnas and there was tons of little 4th graders running around... in a 6th grade classroom? so glen karnas was there n he had his arm hooked with 2 girls n one was tiffany lynn and the other was... me!?!? okay.. so she was sitting there n mr. karnas had a bunch of yellow papers on his desk n kelly asked what they were n they were forms to be camp counselors n he handed her one n said "kelly ud be good at this why dont u do this?" so then mr. karnas asked her what she was doing there n she started screaming" caz my brother is in 6th grade!!!!" and he told her to shhhhhh. and she said she was sorry that she was too loud n he said thats okay i forgive you. so then glen was like " dad why cant i be a camp counselor?" and he was like " caz ud suck at it son" and then he was like "well fine then dad!" and then he asked me and tiff if he would suck at it and tiff was like "no of course not glen" and she kissed him and then i said " no i think ud suck at it and id rather kiss kelly" and i went over n hooked her arm? and then andrew henderson came in and asked mr. karnas for a counselor form n then just walked out n kel was confused. n then she looked at me n said " i gotta go now" and i said "okay!" and then we skipped out of the room singing the wizard of oz. so then we got out in the middle of the hallway n sam n chris n ashley were still sitting there n chris was still flipping thru a social studies book. and sam asked her what was in her hand n she said it was a camp counselor paper and sam said oh! i want one! and she ran into mr. karnas' room n we waited for her n we started talking about sumthing n the suddenly chris just went "oh my god!" and he pointed into mr. sarno's room and he was dressed up as a judge n he was auctioning off things and he was auctioning off a puppy named lucky and then they were auctioning off betty... the blender,,,, so then we kinda just stood there n watched them so then chris n ashley dissapeared? to where we dont know,,, so then we were looking around for them n then we heard " capanegro! capanegro!" and then mr. mCclean came running up and gave me a hug. so then he was hugging me n sam was like " lets give them a minute" so then they walked away. so they were walking down the hallway n they passed mrs. mccarty's room n they started yelling "witch witch witch witch!" and then they looked in her room n she wasnt there they turned around n they were face to face with her and she said " kelly didnt u call me a witch?" and kelly said " yes i did!" so then she said " samantha were u calling me a witch too?" and sam said "yes!" so then mrs mccarty walked away n sam was pissed caz she called her samantha n so she picked up an apple out of the garbage can n chucked it at her n pegged her right in the back of the head. and then as it hit her sam screamed "dont ever call me samantha again!" and the mrs. mccarty whipped around n pulled a wand out of her pocket and then she said " yes! i am a witch!" and she turned sam into a frog and then a house fell on mrs. mccarty... right there in the middle of the school. so then after sam turned into a frog jon dolan came running over n stepped on her... n she died. so then kel noticed jon dolan was crying... so she took a tissue out of her pocket n gave it to him n asked why he was crying an he told her that cait broke up with him for mike storms and then kelly started crying with him. so they were in the hallway crying and i came and said "kelly kelly you have to come quick!" so we ran down the hallway n then kelly asked me what happened with mr. mCclean n i said that blaine beat him up...so i took her to a locker n jesse rizzo was trying to shove davie into a locker so then she said "nikki! stand back!" (so she could go beat the shit out of jesse rizzo) so she walked up to jesse n started punching him and u could hear davie inside the locker saying" go kelly! go kelly!"and then i had a cheerleading outfit on and i was cheering for kelly and she was getting the crap beat out of her by jesse. n we were by an elevator and the doors opened n kyle n jess arnold walked out n kelly was on the ground getting kicked by jesse n kyle told jess that he had to go help kelly n jess said thart if he did they would have to break up so kyle kissed her n said " so i guess this is goodbye" and she went back into the elevator crying n left. so the kyle came to rescue kel n he beat up jesse rizzo for her n he let davie out of the locker n then kyle n kelly talked and it ended when kelly said she had to go so she hugged him and gave him a kiss on the cheek so he walked over to me and asked me to teach him how to be a cheerleader n i said okay n we dissapeared. so then davie walked her outside n bati lil jeff seth atticus n andy were playing jump rope n davie wanted to play so he went n played jump rope with them n then pat was there n kelly got in his car n they drove to a playground n dani trev rachel papenmeier jackie n jarrett were there playing on the swings n then kelly was in the hospitol caz she broke her arm while flipping off one of the swings and they said they had to operate on her.. so they put her to sleep n operated on her arm n she woke up n perry was sitting there holding his keychain n saying how much he loved it n then he left and i walked in with a balloon that said "i love you" on it and i tied it to her bed n then i was walked out n kyle came in n he had 2 dozen roses n he put them next to her n told her that jess arnold died n he was sorry about everything n then he kissed her n then he left n then pat walked in n handed kelly a letter n then left and then rachel, jason, me, jon dolan, cait, dani, trevor, jarrett, lampros nicos(!), bati, n seth walked in n i opened the door... again n davie walked in n he had a little box n a blue rose n he got down on one knee....
and then she woke up
first of all, i would like to say that i do not want to kiss kelly! lol
second of all, why did i need a moment with mr. mCclean!?!?!?
third of all, why was i with glen karnas!?!?!
fourth of all, yay! kyles a cheerleader!
that was the longest most interesting dream i have ever heard lol
*nik