This is funny!

Oct 16, 2005 14:14

Google "[your name] needs", see what comes up:

Nicole needs inspiration/encouragement
- definitely!

NICOLE needs HELP!!!
- Wha??? I'm doing just fine...

Nicole needs a man.
- Uhh, wasn't that established a long time ago?

Nicole needs Umma as much as Umma needs Nicole needs to be hammered home.
- wtf? i don't get it.

Nicole needs open lines of communication.
- hey, i try...

Nicole needs to know that there is someone in this world she can trust.
- yea, right. who would that be?

Nicole needs to find productive ways to spend her time.
- i agree, i need to clean up my act.

Nicole needs constant and careful medical attention.
- yea, my health is on its last straw.

Nicole needs the Solar Plexus blend ('Persephone') to recharge her self-confidence!
- come again???

Nicole needs you to show her that you will cross any desert, swim any ocean for her.
- wouldn't anybody love that?

Nicole needs to get high on life, not drugs.
- man, i don't do drugs.

Nicole needs an emergency breast implant - at least 3 cup sizes.
- uhh, no thank you! 3 cup sizes is way too much!

Nicole needs to be back on the simple life right away.
- simple life? fuck no!

Nicole needs to be tormented.
- mhmm hmmm... that should be my middle name! =P

Nicole needs a lesson in telling people to "FUCK OFF!
- Yea, seriously, esp with the asses i work with.

funny stuff, quotes

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