Dear Livejournal.

May 05, 2004 01:19

I am not the Nikki you once knew. New features include:

+ a love for Iron Maiden/ Three Inches of Blood, and vikings (Old Nikki had this love, but this interest has killed all her other interests in a fierce swordfight when Nikki's old interests plummeted to their doom off a precipice)
+ Muscles and toughness.
+ Likes Candy.
+ Capitalizes things somethings.
+ WILL SOON WRITE IN ALL CAPS.
+ Wears headbands and sunglasses.
+ Uses a black glove off the freetable to replace her missing headphone floof.
+ Has proven that Slyvester Stalone is indeed not "the law" as quoted in his 1995 summer box office smash, Judge Dredd, rather she is.
+ Can run at maximum speed/power for approximately 7 seconds. This is a vast improvement over the previous model's 5 seconds.
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