Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In January I pulled over and changed
marcher_kate's flat tire (15 points). In May I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In October I donated bone marrow to
x_fetish_doll in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In July I put money in
nikki_t_585's expired parking meter (14 points). Last Sunday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-447 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
hebbs_512