Hebbs Christmas letter to Santa

Dec 14, 2005 23:38


Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In January I pulled over and changed marcher_kate's flat tire (15 points). In May I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In October I donated bone marrow to x_fetish_doll in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In July I put money in nikki_t_585's expired parking meter (14 points). Last Sunday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-447 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!

Sincerely,
hebbs_512

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